Queen to D 7. *picks up rook and swirls it in hand* Your move.
English
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Ahah! You think you have the upper hand!?!?! MY QUEEN PULLED AN UZI OUT OF HER PURSE AND KILLED ALL YOU PIECES! HAH I WIN
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*flips table* *pulls out gjallahorn* CHECKMATE
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*puts up Ward of dawn*
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*fires and kills self* "Mmm whatcha say... I know you only meant well..."
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*revives* *disappears*
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THE DEVILISH STRANGER IS GONE AGAIN
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*pulls out bagpipes and begins playing*