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Why Is Jesus Saying Up Yours At Me
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Ignore this shit hole and make a new world.
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Sprout a few dozen islands in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Make pokemon exist only on those islands. Sit down eat popcorn and watch the show.
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I'm beginning to feel like a fap god, fap god
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Edited by The Superego: 12/10/2015 11:58:45 PMI would force everyone into a video game universe. Specifically, Halo's.
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Destroy all the things.
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Destroy all extremists, Donald Trump, Idiots, Activision, FNAF, and fanboys. I'd make myself extremely physically fit (permanently), and give myself a fabulous moustache. Also would fix the economy of every nation, and make all the pollution around the world vanish, and give the people of the Earth the technology to produce clean energy. Finally I would place a holodeck in my backyard
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Do god stuff.
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I don't believe in myself.
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I would kill humans because we suck at maintaining a planet at ALL.
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I would make the best god damn sandwich ever
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Jack off
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Edited by SpydrByte: 12/12/2015 6:00:40 PMGo to a God club and gets some Goddess Pussy [spoiler]I bet I'd be Holey.[/spoiler]
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Crucify myself.
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If I was God for a day. I'd make my self God for every day. I would cure the sick, smite those that stand against me and reward those who believe in me. Governments and Churches would crumble. And no man or woman or child would be greater or less than another... Then I'd probably play golf on Saturn on weekends and every now and then score in Uranus. ;) huehuehue
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I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL *raises salt barriers* *raises flying airship mast* *flies out of earths orbit* Umm... I would [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] make sure ACTIVISION never published destiny[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
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Make myself a god for life and solve global warming and hunger and other stuff.[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Make anime wafiu real
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Make a new race who's all loyal to me, make a new planet they and me can live on, create the TMNT, give myself superpowers, and make the new race completely better than humans in every way. I would use their smarts to make space travel like Star Wars for them and me. Then I would invade Earth and teabag everything I find.
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Make Destiny a better game And give myself perma-god powers. Oh, and a jumbo sized bag of salt & vinegar chips.
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Make myself God for life, or at least his assistant helper. Or a guardian angle.
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Make Donald Trump president
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What if god was one of us...
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I would try to solve world hunger but accidentally destroy the universe. Yep.