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#feedback

Edited by KingOfTheSheep99: 12/10/2015 8:21:50 PM
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New DLC (Satire)

Good afternoon/morning fellow Guardians, I've just received word from a very annoying man named Deej that the SRL will be returning to Destiny in the future! How wonderful, don't you think? [i]Woah woah[/i] hey there Mr. Eager, don't get on your sparrow just yet, because as always, there's a catch! Oh yes, you thought that you would simply get content for free? How naive of you, I'm laughing at your stupidity. This is BUNGIEVISION that we're talking about, y'know, the guys who would kidnap their own mothers and put them in a rescue DLC pack in order to make you throw your sheets at the screen. But don't fret, SRL will be returning nevertheless. However...as usual...there's a rather small ([b]actually massive[/b]) lie that they've told you, cos y'know Deej@trolllyfe.bungie. Yes, it was said that there would be no more DLC, but come on, do we actually believe anything that comes out of Deej's arse? Of course not. It's time that we stopped kidding ourselves. [i]So, with great anticipation I can present to you the new DLC's[/i] [b][i]Destiny 2: The Taken Content[/i][/b] [b][i]Destiny 2 - Expansion I : Sparrow Racing Map 1[/i][/b] [b][i]Destiny 2- Expansion II : Sparrow Racing Map 2[/i][/b] I'm sure like me you're all buzzing for this new content. [b][i]But....[/i][/b] there's one final catch. This DLC won't be released until 2020, so you'd better hope that hype train's got a lot of fuel. See you in 2020 guardians, Deej's Messenger, out. P.S. Please don't shoot the messenger [spoiler]This was only a little bit of fun, but it was intended to highlight the communities desire for SRL to remain[/spoiler]
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