I wish I could say I was the first to bang your mom but obviously your dad got there first. It's ok. I'm good with being a mention as "also ran." :)
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Nice to meet your two dads on Christmas Day, they told me to tell you they went up stairs to stuff a turkey but as I recall we never had turkey that day...
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It's not gay. They said no homo. Your dad said so when he joined in. Explains why he was walking funny though dunnit?
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Wish I didn't waste my time hopping your reply would be funny... but... crickets
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It's OK. I had low expectations for you and at least you lived up to them.