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12/13/2015 2:14:23 AM
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Let's talk about shanks
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Shank! SHANK! *Attempts to jump on the shank*
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*floats away*
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Come back here!!!!! *Dives after the shank*
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*floats away faster*
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No! *Summons sparrow and speeds off*
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*hides behind a rock*
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*Smashes into rock*
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*Blows up*
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No!!! *Starts crying in sadness*
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*becomes a Shank angel* beep bop boop
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God is real! *falls to knees*
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Beep bop boop beep! *glows brightly*
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Actually... Nah, ill just be an atheist. *walks away*
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*Takes out my chaperone* Praise the shank!
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*pulls out musty old defender titan* FIGHT ME
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*Readies nova bomb*
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*runs
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You better run!
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Oh... well then
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Butts
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I'll talk about the sparrow I get after getting the pink one, Storm would be jealous.
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Storm got the Lightrunner He wont be jealous
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I officially hate him. I still love the arc runner though, I opened up my sparrow toolkit, checked my postmaster. Dropped my controller in shock
