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originally posted in:Neo Punks
12/15/2015 12:12:34 AM
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"Well, getting screwed sounds like fun" [b]She says flirtatiously[/b]
[spoiler]...Que the flirting. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Lmao. Knew it was coming.[/spoiler] [i]Lance chuckles.[/i] "I'm a tad old for you Alex."
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"Fūck it, I've screwed 58 year olds, I'm always free" [b]She says, bluntly; something she inherited from her dad. [/b]
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"Ok Alex, I'll remember that in case I ever feel like fùcking a 16 year old." [i] He rolls his eyes.[/i]
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"Hey man, were tight" [b]She says, and Alex throws a pillow at her[/b] Nat: "Alex, stop being a whore" Alex: "you probably want to Fūck him too!" Nat: "while that may be the case, I have a girlfriend" Alex: "one of dads friends, no doubt" Nat: "ain't cryo sleep just great. And I'm actually of legal age" Alex: "ah shut up"
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[i]Lance chuckles.[/i] "Good to know I'm so appealing." [i] He runs his hands over his face.[/i] "Jesus." [i] He mumbles.[/i]
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[b]He gets a message from JT. [/b] [u]Nat forgot to turn off her radio -_- don't you TOUCH Alexandra! Nat, go for it, she's an adult and can make her own choices, but not Alex![/u]
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[i] He types back. "[u]JT, I know. And I have a girlfriend.[/u][/i]
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"Llani, I know. I'm just saying; never underestimate her. She was best friends with Diana and Jess. And last I heard, they fūcked you and Hailey"
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[spoiler]its Raine lol.[/spoiler] [u]Mmhm. She's 16 JT.[/u]
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"I know, yet she banged my cousin, Lopez; he was only into birds and bears!"
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[spoiler] dying lmfao[/spoiler] [u]Ok. She couldn't if she wanted to JT. I have more willpower then that man.[/u]
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"As proven with Diana and Jess -_-"
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[u]I was drunk, sad, and young. I get a pass.[/u]
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"Damnit, you're right"
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"[u]Thank you. So I guarantee neither if your daughters will fùck me JT, jesus. [/u]
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"Good :)"
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"[u]See ya."[/u] [i] He turns back to them.[/i] "That was your dad."
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Nat: "what did he want?"
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"He was explaining to me that I'm allowed to fùck you, but not Alex." [i] He says sarcastically, rolling his eyes.[/i]
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"He give you that whole "she's an adult" shit?"
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"Mmhm." [i]He mumbled, tapping on his smart watch.[/i]
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"Typical. He's overprotective, one of the reasons I got with his friend"
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"Who's his friend?"
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"Reni"
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"Ah. I remember her." [i] Lance says.[/i] "Well, I'll be off girls. Like I said, if you need anything, and anything at all, just call me." [i] Lance says genuinely, not realizing what that sounds like to Alex.[/i]
