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12/15/2015 1:43:06 AM
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*Walks out from my jumpship with a vodka bottle in my hand* Who interrupted my drinking time!?
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Were you the one who called for me? *Pokes the shank in anger*
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Beep beep [i]screeech![/i] >:(
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So you were the one! *Pokes again*
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Beep beep boop! D: *floats around in circles*
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*Rapid poking*
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Edited by A Normal Shank: 12/15/2015 2:35:01 AM*writes "STOP POKING ME" in Eliksni on the ground below* Beep bop! D:<
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I can't read this... *Pokes the shank very hard*
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*pokes Aces back and then starts to float away*
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How dare you poke me!!! *Pulls out a bottle and smashes it* Here little Shank!!!
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*grabs a stick and writes the best English it can "stp pkin meh"* BEEP BOP BOOP! >:(
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Oh ok, that's all you had to say. *Stops poking*
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*writes in best English again "lkin fur fellen vandel. Cnt fnd. Do u no wer vandel is?" drops stick*
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Nope.
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Beep boop bop. *Is bored so follows Aces to annoy him*
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Well hello, do you want to go on a cliff dive?
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Beep, bop boop. [spoiler]Sure, why not[/spoiler]
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*Grabs the shank and races to the top of a mountain* You ready to see how I assassinate targets? *Straps shank to my back and takes out my sniper*
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Wait, your making a mistake! Please don't shoot.
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Your not the target! That is! *Points to a House of Wolves skiff*
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Oh, well then why am I strapped to your back???
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So you don't die. *Jumps from the mountain, while also quickly shooting a single sniper shot at the skiff*
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*pulls out camera and starts recording a clip*
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*Suddenly we teleport to a beach below the mountain* Well looks like my job is done. * The fallen skiff crashes into the side of the mountain, exploding*
