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12/15/2015 3:18:30 AM
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*grabs a stick and writes the best English it can "stp pkin meh"* BEEP BOP BOOP! >:(
English
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Oh ok, that's all you had to say. *Stops poking*
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*writes in best English again "lkin fur fellen vandel. Cnt fnd. Do u no wer vandel is?" drops stick*
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Nope.
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Beep boop bop. *Is bored so follows Aces to annoy him*
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Well hello, do you want to go on a cliff dive?
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Beep, bop boop. [spoiler]Sure, why not[/spoiler]
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*Grabs the shank and races to the top of a mountain* You ready to see how I assassinate targets? *Straps shank to my back and takes out my sniper*
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Wait, your making a mistake! Please don't shoot.
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Your not the target! That is! *Points to a House of Wolves skiff*
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Oh, well then why am I strapped to your back???
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So you don't die. *Jumps from the mountain, while also quickly shooting a single sniper shot at the skiff*
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*pulls out camera and starts recording a clip*
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*Suddenly we teleport to a beach below the mountain* Well looks like my job is done. * The fallen skiff crashes into the side of the mountain, exploding*
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*records the crashing fallen skiff* Cool, what now? *continues to follow Aces annoyingly
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Hmm, really nothing. I guess I will go rest in my jumpship.
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Can I come, I is lonely shank, Aer is not here right now *lowers camera and slides off of Aces' back*
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Sure, you may come. I have plenty of room in my jumpship. *A gigantic jumpship suddenly floats down next to us*
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*floats on in the ship and goes into sleep mode in a corner*
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*Goes into a large room, and doors lock behind me*
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*fully rest and wakes up about 10 minutes later and then starts to explore the ship, first entering through a small door to the left of where shank was*
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*Is still sleeping, the room the shank enters is filled with vodka and other alcohol beverages*
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*looks around the room and then grabs a bottle and walks out of the room to explore another*
