What if all you ever wanted was to knee Oryx right in the babymaker so hard, a blight comes out his mouth and spews forth baby Crotas? THEN YOU KNEE-D THE PEREGRINE GREAVES! TAKE THESE BABIES INTO PVE AND ALL THE ULTRA'S WILL SHIT EXOTICS FOR YOU ! ! YOU WILL FLY INTO A CROWD OF FALLEN AND KNEE THEIR FACES SO HARD THE BECOME THE FLYING. GOT AN ISSUE WITH A GROUP OF CURSED THRALL, THEN HOP IN THERE AND GIVE THE EARTH IT'S OWN RING UNTIL ORYX PUSHES A HOLE IN IT LIKE A DICK! THE CABAL DO NOT HAVE A WORD FOR RETREAT, THAT'S BECAUSE THAT WORD IS ENGLISH AND IT IS P E R E G R I N E THESE BEDAZZLING LEG ORGY MAKERS MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIPEDAL LAZER SHARK ON A JET PLANE IF THAT JET PLANE GAVE NO F#CKS ABOUT THE LAWS OF GRAVITY OR PHYSICS IN PVP YOU WILL BE THE KING OF AERIAL F#CK YOU DELIVERANCE. BRUCE LEE THE LIVING LIGHTNING OUT OFF STORMCALLERS, THIS LIGHNING ONLY NEEDED ONCE F#CKER. USE YOUR SHINS TO FEED THE SUNBREAKERS THEIR OWN HAMMERS, MAKE THEM PAY FOR SPAMMER OF SOL. SEND THE NIGHTSLAKERS TO THE MOON USING NOTHING BUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL LEGS, YOU NOW BOW FOR ME B#TCH. EVERYONE WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR THIGHS, THEY WILL LINE UP SO ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS CHOOSE A SUITOR. BUT LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR GLORIOUS GREAVES HAVE CURSED ANYTHING THAT EVEN SOUNDS LIKE A KNEE. TRYING TO KNEED BREAD, WELL THAT SH#T WILL BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE WITH THE FORCE OF A 50 KILOTON BOMB. NEED A PEN TO PAY TAXES, WELL NOW YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HELP PICK OUT THE SHARDS FROM YOUR FOREHEAD... GOD DAMN IT YOU KILLED YOU SUITOR. NOW YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER CAN NOT HAVE A DAUGHTER BECAUSE YOUR NIECE WILL EXPLODE, THANKS #SSWH#LE. YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL FLEE IN FEAR THAT YOU MAY NEED THEM LEAVING YOU TO SPIRAL DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO A DARK PIT OF DEPRESSION IN WHICH YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HELP YOU. OH...DAMN.... AND NOW YOU STAND UPON THE PILE OF ALL THE DEATH YOU HAVE CAUSED, REMINISCING ON YOU NEED FOR DEATH IN ORDER TO OBTAIN PEACE. YOU LEAP FROM THE PEAK TO MEET YOUR DEATH... YOU OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE BEFORE YOU YOUR SUITOR. THE FIRST TO DIE IN YOUR RAMPAGE. YOU TRY TO MOVE AWAY BUT YOUR BODY IS BROKEN, UNCLAIMED BY DEATH. YOU KILLED DEATH. NOW YOU WILL STAY THERE, STARING AT YOUR SUITOR UNTIL ENTROPY TURNS YOU TO PURE ENERGY. P E R E G R I N E G R E A V E S ! !