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12/17/2015 4:15:02 PM
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Things i refuse to live without in SRL
[b][i]Sparrow Racing[/i][/b] is a blast, the constant controller vibrations are just an added bonus. Here are some things that will bring it to a Super Saiyan level of badassery.
[b][i]Selectable announcers:[/i][/b] I love Amanda holiday and her lustful eyes as much as the next guy, but sometimes I need an Australian Vixen letting me know I've taken the lead. Sometimes I need [b][i]Samuel Jackson motivation.[/i][/b] I wouldn't mind Cayde 6 himself letting me know I lost him his purse.
[b][i]Loop-de-loops:[/i][/b] Insert [i]Just Do It[/i] video here.
[b][i]Bridges:[/i][/b] Everybody's favorite part of Crota's End was correctly forming the bridge, so let me fly over one at [b]160 kph.[/b] Also, Rainbow Road.
[b][i]Sexy Sweeper Bot flag drop:[/i][/b] Beginning of the race, out walks Sweeper Bot, in a tight crop top and jean shorts, [b]3...[i]2....[u]1....[/u][/i][/b] [b]GO![/b]
[b][i]Post-Race Lancing:[/i][/b] If I can't have Shank Jousting, please give me this.
[b][i]1st person view option:[/i][/b] I [i]will[/i] hit the wall. I'd like to see what my sparrow sees when I end its life.
[b][i]Bass drop:[/i][/b] Actually I just mean a very large fall, like entering the Gorgon's Lair via the jump of death.
[b][i]Dismantle mines/Taken Captains:[/i][/b] I'm fine with either. Let's spice it up.
[b][i]Dual sparrow:[/i][/b] Let me bring a friend with me. With a gun. First one across the line ([b]alive)[/b] gets the cake.
[b][i]Shut up Ghost:[/i][/b] <---
[b][i]Louder, faster clown horns:[/i][/b] But only if you hate us.
[b][i]Mara Sov/Petra cheerleaders:[/i][/b] Cayde and Shaxx for the ladies.
[b][i]Jumping Puzzles/Transept:[/i][/b] Just kidding. Probably...
Those are just a few things off the top of my head.
[spoiler]For real on the loop-de-loop, though.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by ALM23neo09: 12/17/2015 7:44:00 PMI like this. Great ideas. How about having to use our current supers but tweaked for SRL. Defender titan You drive your sparrow and get that sweet super bar filled, you activate it and BAM, a huge purp shield around you and your sparrow. Now if people try to take you out then Boom they go off flying. Sunbreaker Who doesnt want to throw flaming hammers going 160. Now for striker Im not sure what tho
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1 ReplyGreat ideas. +1 from me fella. :D I was saying today that I'd like the ability to jump off your sparrow at the end and start duking it out for that 30 second countdown. Being able to smash someone up with your sword that's been hustling you all race would be so satisfying.
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1 ReplyI loved every idea, seriously can't tell where the seriousness ends and the jokes start
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1 Reply[quote][b][i]Sexy Sweeper Bot flag drop:[/i][/b] Beginning of the race, out walks Sweeper Bot, in a tight crop top and jean shorts, [b]3...[i]2....[u]1....[/u][/i][/b] [b]GO![/b][/quote] You're just disturbed
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1 ReplyThis is fantastic and essential
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1 ReplyPike racing bro! Or just put guns on are -blam!-ing sparrows already
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2 RepliesHow about a rear view? I want to take a glance behind me on the straightaway and see how close the next guy is behind me.
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2 RepliesYes please
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2 RepliesI like it. And please fix some of the sparrow physics.
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2 RepliesI want a blue cabal shield to go flying from my sparrow and take out the lead position.
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2 RepliesI don't need it... I don't need it.... [b]I NEEEEEED IIIIIIIT[/b]
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2 RepliesI think being able to drop grenades would be awsome
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3 RepliesIt'd be cool to have a screen that displays the riders who placed 1st, 2nd, & 3rd. And maybe shorten the after 1st countdown to 20 seconds instead of 30.
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2 RepliesGood post, but we all know the cake is a lie.
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They need a super that makes you boost for 5 seconds can't use it on the third lap
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2 RepliesLol moar clown horns.
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2 RepliesUse side arms while racing
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1 ReplyMario-kart version with power ups, traps and grenades. 😁
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2 RepliesI dreamt of Wipeout-style races the minute my crotch made landfall on my sparrow at level 4, months ago... the potential is endless for the SRL.
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1 ReplyDual Sparrow? I'm not sure this is what you meant, but I imagined a Mario Kart: Double Dash scenario where it's two guardians per vehicle. One driving, the other support/shooting. That would be cool. I mean, you could do that on Mongooses back in Halo3. A guy can dream, right? Haha [spoiler] But-oh-god can you imagine subclasses having an effect on the experience? Carrying a Defender would make you the tank-iest racer, Blade dancer would make you slightly faster, but all your attacks have extremely short range. Sunsingers can respawn on command or go grenade-crazy while refilling their driver's side-boost gauge. Ect. [/spoiler]
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3 Replies#ponethepoon is the only tag I follow. [spoiler]Seriously[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWould love to see Cayde and Shaxx in cheerleader uniforms.
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2 RepliesMeh... Space mario kart for the lose.
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4 RepliesSamuel L........... "WHO PUT THESE MOTHER F&%KING VEX ON THIS MOTHER F&%KING TRACK ?????"
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1 ReplyBump [quote][b][i]Loop-de-loops:[/i][/b] Insert [i]Just Do It[/i] video here. [spoiler]For real on the loop-de-loop, though.[/spoiler][/quote]
