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12/17/2015 4:15:02 PM
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Things i refuse to live without in SRL

[b][i]Sparrow Racing[/i][/b] is a blast, the constant controller vibrations are just an added bonus. Here are some things that will bring it to a Super Saiyan level of badassery. [b][i]Selectable announcers:[/i][/b] I love Amanda holiday and her lustful eyes as much as the next guy, but sometimes I need an Australian Vixen letting me know I've taken the lead. Sometimes I need [b][i]Samuel Jackson motivation.[/i][/b] I wouldn't mind Cayde 6 himself letting me know I lost him his purse. [b][i]Loop-de-loops:[/i][/b] Insert [i]Just Do It[/i] video here. [b][i]Bridges:[/i][/b] Everybody's favorite part of Crota's End was correctly forming the bridge, so let me fly over one at [b]160 kph.[/b] Also, Rainbow Road. [b][i]Sexy Sweeper Bot flag drop:[/i][/b] Beginning of the race, out walks Sweeper Bot, in a tight crop top and jean shorts, [b]3...[i]2....[u]1....[/u][/i][/b] [b]GO![/b] [b][i]Post-Race Lancing:[/i][/b] If I can't have Shank Jousting, please give me this. [b][i]1st person view option:[/i][/b] I [i]will[/i] hit the wall. I'd like to see what my sparrow sees when I end its life. [b][i]Bass drop:[/i][/b] Actually I just mean a very large fall, like entering the Gorgon's Lair via the jump of death. [b][i]Dismantle mines/Taken Captains:[/i][/b] I'm fine with either. Let's spice it up. [b][i]Dual sparrow:[/i][/b] Let me bring a friend with me. With a gun. First one across the line ([b]alive)[/b] gets the cake. [b][i]Shut up Ghost:[/i][/b] <--- [b][i]Louder, faster clown horns:[/i][/b] But only if you hate us. [b][i]Mara Sov/Petra cheerleaders:[/i][/b] Cayde and Shaxx for the ladies. [b][i]Jumping Puzzles/Transept:[/i][/b] Just kidding. Probably... Those are just a few things off the top of my head. [spoiler]For real on the loop-de-loop, though.[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Postmaster Retrieval Bot: 12/18/2015 4:36:40 AM
    Here's one, sparrow hijacking. Imagine this, your opponent and you are side by side. Hapless dregs and the occasional vandal passing inches between you and the other racer. The camera zooms in on your guy. You jump off your sparrow, spinning (winning, maybe?) and unleash a can of "Chuck Norris' Signature Recipe Roundhouse Kick" into their face and they go careening off their sparrow only to land in the lap of one quite surprised vandal. Then you steal their sparrow and they have to walk the rest of the way like the loser they are. That would be... mmm... so grossly incandescent... Oh yeah... Jolly Cooperation delivered to their face with the heel of my boot...

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