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12/18/2015 11:13:11 PM
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Ahh, you should probably settle down for a bit, you don't seem well... *floats around you*
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*collapses on top of shank* *mumbles, throwing spittle and specks of blood across the shanks visual sensor* I'm finth...
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*crashes onto the floor, not being able to hold the weight* alright, tell me if you need anything, and can you get off?
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*slowly sinks into death, unmoving. A faint pulse still remains*
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*doesn't seem to notice that Echo is dying, and gets out from under him* Alright, I'm going to scout Earth again, Have a Merry Christmas!
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*doesnt respond*
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*looks over at Echo and is weirded out by him not responding* Umm, Echo? You sure you're alright? If you not just tell me and I'll get medical help...
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*doesnt respond* *bug lands on nose*
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Umm.... *thinks that I'm going to die for killing Echo* Where is his ghost? *beeps again*
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*ghost appears* Hey.... I like gummy bears. *slurs speech with a brown liquid splattered over his shell*
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*looks at the ghost with confusion* Can you revive him?
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Revive? Nahhhh...
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Oh, ok. So, what is that liquid? *floats up towards the ghost, scanning it*
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*beer*
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*shank doesn't know what most common objects look like* My scans are reporting alcohol, what happened?
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So... There was this gurrrlll... And like... *blabbers on, speech just about incomprehensible*
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*doesn't understand how ghost can drink* So, who was this girl?
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She was like... So hot. You know. She had a face. I liked her face. And she had hair. I like hair. *collapses, passed out in Echo's jet black hair*
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*looks at the two and sighs* Well that's very weird... Umm, so how do I help them? *beeps and boops*
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*silence. Make it up, they're passed out.*
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*shank likes to talk the shankself* *floats up towards the bodies and pulls an air horn out* They might be asleep... This should wake them up, maybe... *Blows airhorn right next to Echos ear
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*eardrum erupts, spewing blood and muscle everywhere.* (Oh yeah... That helped.)
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(I'm a terrible problem solver) *gets covered in blood* Yep... that failed... how to fix this problem, hmmm... *pokes at the two with a stick while thinking* *starts to scan the bodies looking for a clue*
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*Echos body appears as losing blood quickly, and ghost is entering the third stage of a hangover*
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*starts to patch up Echos ear and takes the splinters out of Echos mouth* *looks at ghost really confused on how to treat a ghost in a hangover*
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*blood pools on the floor*
