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12/19/2015 3:02:05 AM
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"Back then, if I didn't have someone to blame my shorty life on, then I would've chugged my weight in bleach."
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Edited by JayTea: 12/19/2015 3:02:53 AM"Bruh, I was the same damn way when I was younger. The bleach part, not the small dick part"
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He blushes slightly. "How many women have you banged, JT?"
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"One back home, then Layla, then another chick. Needless to say, some people don't like anal, and I never got to finish. Why do you ask?"
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"Never mind. I thought those guys were exaggerating. Was 3 inches bad for 14?"
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"Very. Try 6 and a half at 14, you had me"
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"You know what they say about early bloomers."
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"You get to Fūck early?"
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"They stagnate."
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"Stagnate?"
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"Stop."
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"Hey man, mine still grew a bit"
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"Mine grew 7 inches."
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"Another inch and a half for me, not too bad"
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"Sorry."
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"For what? 8 inch dick ain't too bad brother"
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"Well, I mean, I'm larger than you." He grins happily.
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"Your sister seemed pleased enough" [b]He grins devilishly[/b]
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"Shes pleased with any Joe Shmoe off the block."
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"Hey man, I sure as hell ain't judging."
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"I guess. Why were you depressed when you were 14?"
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"Parents hated me, got expelled from school for beating the shit out of someone in self defense, heavy drinking due to those, they all add up dog"
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"Hrm. I was a fat, acne-ridden nerd with my aforementioned small penis who went to a school where saying "shut up" was instant expulsion and a good belting. Not to mention the bullies."
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"Then you should've done what I did; bring a knife and kneecap a bitch" [b]he says, a stereotypical Canadian accent starting to shine through[/b]
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"I didn't get allowance to find one. Or possessions in general."
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"Then beat the living shit out of your dad and take a kitchen knife. Or do it backwards if you're that much of a pussy."
