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12/19/2015 3:06:52 AM
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"One back home, then Layla, then another chick. Needless to say, some people don't like anal, and I never got to finish. Why do you ask?"
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"Never mind. I thought those guys were exaggerating. Was 3 inches bad for 14?"
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"Very. Try 6 and a half at 14, you had me"
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"You know what they say about early bloomers."
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"You get to Fūck early?"
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"They stagnate."
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"Stagnate?"
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"Stop."
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"Hey man, mine still grew a bit"
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"Mine grew 7 inches."
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"Another inch and a half for me, not too bad"
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"Sorry."
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"For what? 8 inch dick ain't too bad brother"
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"Well, I mean, I'm larger than you." He grins happily.
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"Your sister seemed pleased enough" [b]He grins devilishly[/b]
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"Shes pleased with any Joe Shmoe off the block."
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"Hey man, I sure as hell ain't judging."
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"I guess. Why were you depressed when you were 14?"
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"Parents hated me, got expelled from school for beating the shit out of someone in self defense, heavy drinking due to those, they all add up dog"
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"Hrm. I was a fat, acne-ridden nerd with my aforementioned small penis who went to a school where saying "shut up" was instant expulsion and a good belting. Not to mention the bullies."
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"Then you should've done what I did; bring a knife and kneecap a bitch" [b]he says, a stereotypical Canadian accent starting to shine through[/b]
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"I didn't get allowance to find one. Or possessions in general."
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"Then beat the living shit out of your dad and take a kitchen knife. Or do it backwards if you're that much of a pussy."
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Edited by VertheAlt: 12/19/2015 3:33:59 AM"My dad was in the Outback, and my mom was out of business."
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"My mom was a drug addicted prostitude and my dad was an alcoholic cashier, we barely had a dollar to our name. And I never found my actual dad"
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Edited by VertheAlt: 12/19/2015 3:38:45 AM"Cry me a river, you degenerate shells of men floating through life, devoid of any purpose while you shower together and live your erotic homosexual fantasies and bitch about things in the past. You two scumbags are the opitamy of manliness." A man with navy blue eyes, wavy hair and a scar running from his hairline to his lower lip sits behind them on a sink.
