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ScarlettCrowe
:3 - old
*grabs tree and turns it into a chair* -
Y u do dis?
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ScarlettCrowe
:3 - old
so i can sit on your face after i kick your ass *pulls out sword and bows* -
[b][i][u]Stabs You In The Shoulder Teleports Away [/u][/i][/b]
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ScarlettCrowe
:3 - old
*grabs bleeding shoulder and teleports to your location* -
[b][i][u]Kicks You In The Gut Laughs Uncontrollably [/u][/i][/b]
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ScarlettCrowe
:3 - old
*pukes on your face and laughs as well* -
I DEEM YOU OATHBREAKER!!! *Thousands of Irish ninjas swarm you and drag you away*
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ScarlettCrowe
:3 - old
[b]after being dragged all the way to ireland[/b] *finally manages to gets loose and kills one of the ninjas but is surrounded by an army of them* -
*The ninjas make you listen to bagpipes as they dance on your body*
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ScarlettCrowe
:3 - old
*punches the weak little ninjas away and pulls his sword* [b]come on, fight me you little -blam!-s![/b] -
*They cut off your limbs with their broadswords and send the Little Folk to bury you*
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ScarlettCrowe
:3 - old
*uses magic to create new (weaker) limbs and starts killing ninjas* -
*The Little Folk curse you so that your magic does the reverse*
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ScarlettCrowe
:3 - old
*grabs 4 sticks and uses them as limbs* *creates a magic deathbeam to make an opening in the sea on ninjas and runs a little bit away from them* -
[b]under a massive tree there is a present with your name on it[/b]
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[b][i][u]Holds back tears[/u][/i][/b]
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[i]to deadpool[/i]
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 12/22/2015 9:18:28 PM[b]you see a new festive suit[/b] [i]I knew you were a man of style, here is a new suit Made with nano fibres 10x stronger than steel and lighter Merry Christmas from L[/i]
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[spoiler]ayyyy dead pool [/spoiler]