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originally posted in:The Roleplay League
12/21/2015 2:04:38 AM
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" I like making new business, and I am already lost.... so here I am! Besides! I am bored, and my pooor bank account is feeling it!" Garuud yells as he spins and jumps back and throws a incendiary grenade towards the voice and begins firing his Fabian strategy into the voice. Then he backs up and pulls out a sword. "Katana rama!" Then rushes in.
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Edited by Xeno: 12/21/2015 2:10:08 AMAs you turn to the voice, their is nothing their. You shot and threw a grenade at nothing.
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" Tricky lil bro. Okay... Okay... I get the hint." Garuud then began moving past the Titan and deeper into the complex. "lets see what treasures you have." He came across a door With a couple well placed kicks he brought it down. "Open sesame!" The Garuud stopped short. " Oh mama!" ( Mature voice) " Look at the size of that thing!.... can we even lift that?" Garuud laughed "only one way to find out" ( Childish voice) "That's what she said!" He then moved into the room and began stuffing explosives from the giant pile of explosives into his pockets. "This should be fun!"
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Nothing happens.
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Garuud then walks out of the room pockets and arms full of explosives and walks back outside. Then Begins planting explosives all around the building. Once that was done. He went ahead and went back to the entrance and put his finger on the detonater. "Come out or die goomba, your choice."
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Nothing happens.
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"Okay, looks like I get to fill my explosion quota!" Garuud presses the button... and nothing happens. Then he presses it again and again. "Dang nabbit! Don't be a tease.... give it up...!" Garuud slapped it and then pressed it once more and was greeted by a fireball of epic proportions and a completely devastated building. "Ah....... instant gratification!" Garuud laughed and began walking away as the explosions continued. He began humming a tune to a old video game. " Well reader? Satisfied? He said to no one at all."
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[spoiler]dat fourth wall break doe[/spoiler] The figure stands in front of you. "Nice explosion."
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[spoiler] haha have been doing it since the beginning.[/spoiler] "hahaha, yeah. I do love explosions! So, now that we can talk face to face.... what was the deal with the dead Titan up in there? Did he take your lunch money one too many times? (Mature voice) " Man that makes so many nerds rage" ( Childish voice) "Mmmmmm lunch."
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"A schizophrenic huh? I like you. He had valuable information that I needed. After I got it, I killed him."
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" Um, were complicated haha! (Mature voice) "Indeed!" ( Childish voice) " You can say that again!" Garuud chuckled. " So what information did he have that you wanted?"
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"You know. Informationy information."
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" ooooo is it the kind of informationy information that pays well?" (Mature voice) " you have got to be kidding" ( Childish voice) " I like money!"
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"Well. Not the info. But how would you like to bring an end to the Guardians?"
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Garuud ponders it for a moment. "Well, they made me the way I am. Specifically the higher ups in the Vanguard. I do have a bone to pick with them. Soooo I may consider doing it, and even waiving my normal fee. But first, I gotta ask. Whats your stake in that?" ( Mature voice) " Everyone has a stake" (Childish voice) " Mine usually is medium done."
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"I could tell you. Or..." He holds out a brown sack and opens it. Pounds upon pounds of glimmer lay inside. "...I could give you A LOT of glimmer."
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" Glimmer it is, Revenge is a dish best served on Glimmer I always say! Bahahahahahaha! So whats da plan?" Garuud said with a growing smile.
