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"Okay, looks like I get to fill my explosion quota!" Garuud presses the button... and nothing happens. Then he presses it again and again. "Dang nabbit! Don't be a tease.... give it up...!" Garuud slapped it and then pressed it once more and was greeted by a fireball of epic proportions and a completely devastated building. "Ah....... instant gratification!" Garuud laughed and began walking away as the explosions continued. He began humming a tune to a old video game. " Well reader? Satisfied? He said to no one at all."
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[spoiler]dat fourth wall break doe[/spoiler] The figure stands in front of you. "Nice explosion."
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[spoiler] haha have been doing it since the beginning.[/spoiler] "hahaha, yeah. I do love explosions! So, now that we can talk face to face.... what was the deal with the dead Titan up in there? Did he take your lunch money one too many times? (Mature voice) " Man that makes so many nerds rage" ( Childish voice) "Mmmmmm lunch."
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"A schizophrenic huh? I like you. He had valuable information that I needed. After I got it, I killed him."
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" Um, were complicated haha! (Mature voice) "Indeed!" ( Childish voice) " You can say that again!" Garuud chuckled. " So what information did he have that you wanted?"
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"You know. Informationy information."
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" ooooo is it the kind of informationy information that pays well?" (Mature voice) " you have got to be kidding" ( Childish voice) " I like money!"
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"Well. Not the info. But how would you like to bring an end to the Guardians?"
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Garuud ponders it for a moment. "Well, they made me the way I am. Specifically the higher ups in the Vanguard. I do have a bone to pick with them. Soooo I may consider doing it, and even waiving my normal fee. But first, I gotta ask. Whats your stake in that?" ( Mature voice) " Everyone has a stake" (Childish voice) " Mine usually is medium done."
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"I could tell you. Or..." He holds out a brown sack and opens it. Pounds upon pounds of glimmer lay inside. "...I could give you A LOT of glimmer."
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" Glimmer it is, Revenge is a dish best served on Glimmer I always say! Bahahahahahaha! So whats da plan?" Garuud said with a growing smile.