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12/22/2015 12:51:46 AM
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Weren't you the guy who made the weird AerileXVariks fan fictions that were hilarious?
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  • ye ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆

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  • *slow claps*

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  • Neo is love, Neo is life. I was only 10 years old. I had watched all the episodes, and watched episodes involving Neo over 9000 times. My dad calls me a weaboo piece of trash. I call him a baka. He slaps me and tells me to watch Teen Titans GO. I'm crying now, and this show sucks. I feel a warm presence behind me. It's Neo! She says to me: "..." So she instead tries to seduce me. I am ready. I prepare my donger, for it is about to be fully flexed. Neo takes off her gorgeous outfit and lays on the bed, ready for the tradition. I flex my donger as I fill her butt with my spaghetti. She finally says something, and it's a moan. My dad comes in, and is shocked. Neo says to him: "..." And does a backflip out of my window and flys into the sky naked, showing off her beautiful ass. I yell to the clouds as she flies off into the distance: "Neopolitian is love, Neopolitian is life." And as I'm done, her sexy outfit is still in my room. I go to sleep turned on. -THE END-

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