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12/23/2015 12:30:47 AM
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[spoiler]The hell lmfao[/spoiler]
"I know some horny chicks, but we'll have to wait."
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Edited by Nox: 12/23/2015 12:32:07 AM[spoiler]idfk, he's a cyborg [/spoiler] "Lead me to them and you will be spared, failing to do so however, will end in your undeniable demise"
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[spoiler]But JTs not here[/spoiler] "I don't know where they are."
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[spoiler]so?[/spoiler] "I will find them, do you have any DNA of them?"
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"Yeah, but it's either in my semen or on my sausage."
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[b]He looks at you in disgust[/b] "Collect it"
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[b]He swabs it, and gives it to the man. [/b]
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"Unbelievable..." [b]he says as he sticks the DNA in his head[/b]
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"Where are they?"
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"Close, who's DNA is this?"
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Edited by elijah: 12/23/2015 12:57:04 AMIsabella's.
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"Name recognition.exe status: loading" [b]He walks to a tree and smacks it, making it break[/b]
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"Ok then."
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[b]And Isabella falls out[/b] "Name "Isabella" loading Are you Isabella?"
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"This is gonna be great."
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[i]"Uh...yes, who are you?"[/i] "I am designation 0617"
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"This is gonna go down."
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"He said we can lay together" [i]"Uh..no"[/i]
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"Isabella, cmon, I'll pay you back with something fun. This guys gonna kill me."
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[i] "I'm sorry, Ember, i fear you'll nust have to run" [/i] [b]He turns at you[/b]
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"Oh god, why?"
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[i]"I'm not just banging everyone"[/i] [b]He grabs you and lifts you up[/b]
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"The fūck are you doing?" [b]His wrist blade extracts in instinct.[/b]
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"That's cute" [b]he throws you against a tree[/b] [spoiler]can't you summon Luna?[/spoiler]
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Edited by elijah: 12/23/2015 2:17:53 AM[spoiler]Yeah. I will.[/spoiler] [b]He takes out his flute, and call to Luna, playing a tune.[/b] [b]Almost instantaneously she arrives, and punches the robot in the face.[/b]
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[b]He grabs her wrists and squashes it[/b] "Bad idea"
