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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
12/24/2015 2:57:20 AM
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[spoiler]Wait....the first time we met was in my shop? I'm confused....[/spoiler]
[b]I look around at the disorganized shop and my OCD flares.[/b]
Damnit....how did I....get here?
....this better not be time travel. Oh god this better not be time travel.... I've had enough nosebleeds for a life time for f#cks sake.
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[spoiler]yeah[/spoiler] [spoiler]remember? I was trying to buy pants and I didn't get accepted yet so you fought me instead of Ninja fighting me[/spoiler] Nope. No time travel. *I walk out of the shadows with two sai's and my old gear* Why not one last fight for old times sake? *I throw a sai at your head with perfect accuracy*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 12/24/2015 5:52:13 AM[b]I draw songblade as you throw your si. And block the Three pronged dagger. I give my blade a shake and it falls to the ground.[/b] I will oblige. Old friend. [b]I raise songblade skyward as lightning strikes down through the roof. Electrifying the blade. I swing it in a figure eight motion and ready[/b]
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I don't know what oblige means. But that doesn't matter. I'll look it up after I kill you. [b]I run at you and jump over you[/b] [b]in midair I do a front flip but stab your back with my sai[/b]
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[b]The graphine cloak rebound the Si. Not allowing the penetration.[/b] [b]I quickly spin and cut your chest. [/b]
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[b]gets cut and falls back bleeding[/b] Oh. So you're done playing fair. [b]i get on my knees[/b] You know, I never expected to beat you in this old crap. [b]throws sai on the ground[/b] So do it. Do what you came here to do. Finish me.
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[spoiler]Lets just go back in time shall we?[/spoiler] [b]I walk around you. I sheathe songblade[/b] ....you used to be a hero. A friend. One hell of a prankster. But your tricks grow distasteful with me. [b]As I come in front of you. It's now clear that my eyes are no longer yellow. But a dim purple.[/b] You. Sargentubbs. Have harmed my homeland. [b]I quickly pull out my .357 Colt[/b] And that's exactly why you have to die. [b]I pull the trigger. And the .357 round goes straight through your skull. And out on the otherside[/b]
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[b]before you shoot you feel a pain in your neck and fall back[/b] I'm not dying yet. [b]you get a major headache and I start limping away[/b] [spoiler]shoot at me again so I can die for real[/spoiler]
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[b]I grab songblade. And throw it at your like a lance. It's stabs you through the Chest. And Impales itself into the ground. It electrocutes your body with its lightning charge.[/b]
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[b]dies[/b] [b]you fall asleep[/b]
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[spoiler]Okay. So this is kind of just in the past now.[/spoiler] [b]Zzzzzzzzz[/b]
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[spoiler]your dreaming the memories[/spoiler] [b]you see a young Tubbs in a lab working on something[/b]
