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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
12/24/2015 5:11:14 AM
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*walks in*
Hey wanna see something cool?
*pulls out old thunder ninja ranger morpher*
THUNDER STORM, RANGER FORM!
*turns into crimson thunder ranger*
English
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*a shadowy figure wearing black robes with scary looking armor underneath appears out of thin air* *creepy voice that sounds like multiple scary people are talking at the same time (we all know it)* [b]i, bananamuffin352 killer of gods, slayer of demons, guardian of death himself challenge these little weak fighters in a duel your dubstep jingle bells was awesome but you have to FIGHT ME!!!![/b]
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Fine then, lets duel *summons lin kuei family to help* Cryomancers, go take care of the demons... I got this! *Lunges towards you with two daggers drawn* Glad u liked it btw
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*casually blocks you with a magic shield*
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U forgot something *points at feet* *stomps on foot and uppercuts in the chin*
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*falls to the ground while holding chin, stands back up and swings sword at your head*
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*ducks just in time and grabs ur arm* Now that wasn't very nice *pushes you away* Must we be so violent?
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well yes, thats the point isnt it? *grabs second sword and starts spinning around like a sword tornado*
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*Shakes head* if thats how you want to see things *calls over two lin kuei soldiers* Take care of him for me would ya
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do you actually think these guys are stronger than me? *grabs them and rips out their spine* FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL MAN! *shoots fireball*
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*dodges fireball* I am a man of peace, dont push it *shoots ice ball*
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*throws fireball at iceball* if you are a man of peace, why are you fighting me? *calms down*
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I am simply defending myself *sheaths both daggers* Is that so hard to tell?
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*sheaths sword and steps forward* im sorry for trying to kill you
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Eh you wouldn't be the first one to try *Shows scar* Thats why i joined up with the Lin kuei *shows scar on stomach* And this one was because frost was... Well lets just say she wasn't very fond of me
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oh damn that are some huge scars *takes of chestpiece and shows hole in chest* this is from a giant, he thought it would be funny to put a tree through my chest
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Consider joining us then, im sure the grandmaster wouldn't mind... Youd just have to prove yourself
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Edited by SharkPlushie: 12/26/2015 2:15:53 PMhow do i prove myself
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Show you are capable of fending off your enemies, without fűcking tearing them apart
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yea i think i can do that
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Hey u two get over here *two Lin kuei soldiers come up* Attack this man Lets see how u fend against my men shall we?
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*bows* *teleports behind them, grabs their swords and throws the on the ground* *teleports in front of them, grabs their legs, pulls the to the ground and uses magic to handcuff them*
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*claps* Impressive
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*bows* thanks
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[b]kicks your ass as the white ranger Does some kung fu moves including kick flips, jump kicks punches and flips until you fall over, defeated[/b]
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