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12/24/2015 3:55:46 PM
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[b]He jumps to him, insanely enough, and lands in his tree[/b]
"So we do"
[spoiler]Don't ask how I jumped that far. He got ways[/spoiler]
English
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"A machine keeps my heart beating, you turned it on again"
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"That's good"
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"As my heart has shrapnel in it"
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"Mine got a 50 cal shot through it"
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"Your heart should not exist, technically"
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"That's true"
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"I mean it, the impact from the bullet would basically evaporate it"
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"Well I'm one lucky mother-blam!-er for wearing enough armor to slow it"
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"The impact would technically still be great enough"
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"It was long enough range, and you really don't know how good this armor was" [spoiler]Mark IV MJOLNIR armor, EVA variant, halo shit. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]shhh[/spoiler] "My minigun shoots 6000 .50 rounds per minute"
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"I had a gun back at home that can kill 7,000,000,000 in a single hour"
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"Does it shoot nukes?"
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"Maybe"
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"That would explain that kill count"
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"Indeed it would"
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"Does it?"
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"Hell yeah"
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"-blam!-ing awesome"
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"Fūck yeah it is!"
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"My minigun doesn't, sadly"
