Every day testicles spontaneously combust. But you can prevent that for just a Dollar a day.
*sad music plays*
*slow motion videos of testicles exploding plays*
Sign up now and save the lives of millions of testicles and, with your donation you will receive a photo of the testicle you are saving.
Every day testicles explode, but they don't have too, please donate now and save the testicles.
-
*pays 100 dollars*