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12/24/2015 11:44:33 PM
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[b][i][u]MERRY CHRISTMAS [/u][/i][/b] I have gifts for all those that come join me... *waits patiently with a time rift behind me*
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What about me?
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*goes into the time rift* Alright Darkness walker... Darkness walker... Here you go * grabs a large flashlight* This wonder can double as a baton and emits over 3,000 lumens
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Hmmm, maybe I can use this to navigate myself out of this forsaken labyrinth. Thanks!
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Ohh, a present?
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Yes now let me find yours *goes into the time rift coming out with a liquid nitrogen laser thing* It is freezing my hands right now and I recommend some very strong gloves but here you go *passes laser thing to you*
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Any for me?
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*hauls out mech frame* you can use this to look the part of guardians...
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*Appears suddenly from my invisibility* Anything for me?
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*drags several kegs out of the time rift* yep...
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*Screams in delight, suddenly teleporting away with the kegs*
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Hey nuke I found these while out scavenging in the ishtar sink *hands bag full of golden age materials* there might be some useful items in their.
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*Puts box full of cat-nip out of the time rift*
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*takes box* thank you merry christmas!
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*you hear explosions a couple of minutes later and see a robot's head flying towards you with what looks like claw marks on it*
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*runs towards you* I HEARD A FIRE!
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*enters time rift and rushes out with fire extinguisher* Where?
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HELP ME IM BURNING
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Edited by NukeHawk116: 12/25/2015 3:34:54 AM*extinguishes* there now why did you play with fire? Anyway while I have you here *runs into the time rift and hauls out a large box* Here you *grunts at the weight* go a laser *scratches head* that can't be right... Oh well here have a laser minigun because why not...
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A SUNBREAKER hit me with his fists. Then a hunter threw a flaming throwing knife at me. Then. Warlock hit me with scorch. Thanks! :D
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Edited by NukeHawk116: 12/25/2015 3:36:39 AMOkay then... *Passes extinguisher* you can use this on your journey of fire based injuries...
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Thanks! :D Merry Christmas and may fallen santa give you some new knives!
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I don't need knives... I need the really rare parts like pre-golden age firing/loading mechanisms...
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Down the cosmodrome past the old steps. If you hit the waving tree dig 5 paces left. I'm on vacation and the Devils can shove it.
