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12/25/2015 3:13:19 AM
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Hmm...before I knew she was in heat I kind of checked to see if the cursed collar was still working and well...yeah probably the dumbest thing and worst thing to happen
English
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"Oh god...... I feel so sorry for you."
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Yeah sadly I have the properties of two extremely fertile beings and I've even considered drinking myself to death
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"You sorry bastard..... No words can make anyone feel better after being molested by their own dog....."
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Yeah...she ruined two of my goals of trying to die a virgin and never having children....some things never change *pulls out a bottle of wine and starts drinking*
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"Whelp, you win some and lose some."
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Win some bitches lose some independence *drinks the entire bottle and pulls out a bottle of whiskey*
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Edited by Inquisitor Vaax: 12/25/2015 3:37:29 AM[b]Vaaxius hands him some bourbon[/b]
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*looks at the drink* Considered getting rid of them myself...not sure why I didn't when it could only take me a minute *starts drinking heavily*
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"Don't do that, even if they were a accident."
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Don't even know why or what it means...learning from mistakes is the last thing I like to do *finishes both bottles and struggles to stand*
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"Now this is where you pass out and relax, you need it."
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Pass out? I'm just getting started *places a hand against the wall and slowly walks leaving a scorched mark on the surface*
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"Uhhhhhh, is that normal?"
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N...not all the time...when you hear gunshots try not to run away immediately...I like moving targets *struggles to get through the door way leaving burning blue embers with each step*
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[b]Vaaxius presses a button and seals the door[/b]
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*sounds of screeching metal can be heard every few seconds before a thud and whining*
