Must be on Xbox and have all PS exclusives Must have notarized copies of all bungee employees social security numbers Must have destiny poster signed by atilla the hun and Abraham Lincoln wishing each other a happy birthday Must be able to insert head into own anus Character must look exactly like Ted nugent Must be able to do a back flip on an oiled waterbed IF U CANT MEET THESE REQUIREMENTS U ARE SCRUB AND WILL BE BOOTED!!