originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*challenges anyone in the dojo; a faint green light emitting from what he called a Terra Blade. A gun that looks like a fish is on back and there is something bulging in pocket.*
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*Throws a pebble at supersonic speeds at your leg, shattering your shin* "Heh heh heh."
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*shin regenerates.* *makes you step on Lego*
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*Was not even nearby, character jacking invalid*
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Is valid Used a Lego gun
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*Legos fall short, takes aim and shatters other shin*
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*shin regenerates again* Screw it *shoots parannah gun at challenger, latching on to neck with no sign of budging*
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*You shot an innocent bystander, good job.* *A 10-foot rock falls out of the sky on top of you*
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Well, you smashed my shin, so you're not rly innocent... *lifts up boulder, breaks it with Chuck Norris strength*
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*Shoots you with pink kryptonite bullets* *You turn into a weak girl*
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Dafuq? Kryptonite only works on superman. *breaks bullets* *immediately turns back to a man* *Grabs and snaps challenger like a toothpick*
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*Laughs while you snap an innocent bystander in half* "Looser. Can't even get it right." *A meteor falls out of the sky on you, then sucks you into a black hole*
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You can't get the word loser right either, nor the term "innocent"
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*Shrug* Anything to spite my english teacher.
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Whatever *shrugs off meteorite*
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*bows* cool blade, mines purple *slashes at face*
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Ducks back. Swings at challenger, green light ejects from sword, causing a copy of the blade made of green light to fly at challenger
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*dodges sword* thats cool *shoots a beam of fire*
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*beam hits hand* Not bad *blows out flame* *Takes out object that summons giant eye*
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Edited by SharkPlushie: 12/27/2015 4:24:14 PM*wonders what this eye is supposed to do* [spoiler]are you referencing terraria?[/spoiler]
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Maybe.... *giant eye grows mouth*
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*grabs magic scythe and shoots little magic scythes at the eye* [spoiler]i think thats a yes[/spoiler]
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Cmon let's to this!!!
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Okay *takes parannah gun off back* *bows*
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[b]blows and draws two hammers[/b]
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[spoiler]blows[/spoiler]