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Edited by Shiver:
12/30/2015 2:51:12 AM
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NERF AUTO RIFLES!!!!!!
I am so done getting killed by auto rifles! They are so hard to dodge and need no skill to use! How about all you auto rifle users try to use pulse rifles and see how good you do! They make crucible way to unfair and unbalanced! And don't even get me started on fusion rifles! They are so overpowers and I have been killed cross map by them! Nerf these guns!
I swear the amount of over powered the comes off of auto rifles are insane! Just, nerf it! Hello there! If you have not commented on how stupid I am for this, you passed the test! Here, have a cookie. Sorry, I was kidding, no cookies here. I wanted to see how many people will want to kill me by reading the title or/and the first paragraph. By the way, sorry for any typos, it is hard to type on a small phone, I'm sure some feel my pain. But anyways, I am going to say some more stuff about auto rifles, so read on!
It is dumb the amount of times I have died to this type of gun! It's total BS! Now then, I wanted to tell you about an awesome book called the outsiders. It's a pretty good book and I would recommend it. Oh and skip this sentence if you don't want a spoiler. Johnny is dead.ok then, time to talk cramp about auto rifles. it is so dumb how they can kill so quickly!
Just why do they have to hit as hard and fire so quick? I really don't think auto Rifles are op at all. They deserve a buff more then anything. Auto correct keeps wanting me to say auto ruffles. It getting annoying. Do you like Ruffles? I love them. I think there a pretty good chip. I am going to right the last paragraph in all caps because the people who don't read these parts will think this is more legit. So I say have a nice day, and thank you if you passes the test. And that is why they are so overpowered!
SO THIS IS WHY AUTO SHOULD BE NETFED ALOT BECAUSE THE RATE IF FIRE ID TO FAST AND THEY HIT LIKE FIVE TRUCKS SO HOW ABOUT YOU NOOBS WHO USE THEM USE PULSE RIFFLES AND SEE HOW WELL YOU DO!
Edit: since I know every single one of you want this post to die, just don't leave any comments and forget about it until someone comes along in 5 months to mega bump it
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1 ReplyWhat horrible satire
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You aren't being satirical you are being stupid just to get attention. You're the reason these forums and the community are going to shit.
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You shouldn't have put in the tags, them it really would have showed who read the post
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1 ReplyDid you time travel from December 2014? Autos are horrible, this isn't pre February 25 bro
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1 ReplyI demand a .07% nerf to base damage!
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Shitty bait
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1 ReplyNo offense dude but you're whining over stupid stuff. Do you realize you are saying the same thing that was said when autos were op as hell in the vanilla? Dude, auto rifles are fine where they are now. They are only good at medium to close range. And they take a good number of bullets to kill guardians. No skill needed? Use pulse rifles? Pulse rifles have been the main meta even before taken king, everyone knows this. You know nothing of what you speak. And it does take skill and lucky perks to use auties. I have a Max fire rate auto rifle with crap impact, but I still beat people with it. Why? Because with practice I've learned to control its annoying recoil. No nerfs are needed, unless you want thorns being supreme again BS shotgun ranges to kill you at scout rifle range. Nuff said.
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Okay, here's the plan guys. Nerf auto rifles like this crybaby is telling you to do, then, buff the thorn. And I expect no more crying from the author of this post.
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Gr8 b8 n8 m8 I r8 8/8. C8 is ir8 cause was l8 to da g8
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I'm actually glad I'm getting melted my autos (at those shorts ranges).
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1 ReplyYou must be terrible to lose to auto rifles, I hope you are sarcastic.
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If you think autos need a nerf, you might be the worst player in destiny
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Wow. I have never seen such an incredible amount of originality. Please don't make any more posts.
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Edited by LeViaThaN3-: 12/28/2015 5:30:47 AMIf Mida and zhalo get nerfed (only two guns I use) might as well nerf everything. Tired of crucible people complaining about something just cuz they get killed by it. I'm no crucible player nor an elitist I just like having a good time getting vanguard streaks with friends but let's face it no one wants to spend half an hour on a strike. Anything that makes pve easier and faster shouldn't suffer because of crucible.
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1 ReplyIs it Sunday already?
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesEdited by DudeMan: 12/28/2015 5:13:23 AMThis could not have been a year two post...or you're a confused and whiney b*tch.
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Muted for bad bait. Next time make sure it is good before you post. Rotten bait drys up the lake.
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2 RepliesI score your satire .07/10
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Tl;dr
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1 Reply!!!!!!!
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4 RepliesThere should be a different section for all these ridiculous satire posts. They are all the same thing kids wanting attention and saying something that doesn't make sense and/or is designed to get a rise out of people
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3 RepliesShit b8 m8.... I r8 0/8.
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1 ReplyI saw this post before about snipers, nice job copying it.
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Everyone commenting are just keeping this post alive, so let it die lol
