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12/27/2015 6:19:56 PM
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"She probably thinks I'll kidnap her in the night to sell her to space pirates" [b]he says with a sad tone[/b]
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"Hey man, that's not what her fears are"
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"Her fears are getting ráped, I know"
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"Not only that man, anyways, what's going on with you?"
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"Using that damned chip speeds up my aging by a lot"
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"Shit, really?"
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"Mentally I'm over 500"
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"Damn man"
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"Physically too" [b]he says as he rubs his grey hair[/b]
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"Holy shit"
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Edited by Asharru: 12/27/2015 6:39:22 PM"It's becoming less though, it won't have to be fed for a while"
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"Alright then"
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[b]He nods[/b] "So, what's up?"
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"Not all too much brah, usual shit"
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"Traveling to hell and -blam!-ing demonic hoes?" [b]he says with a shudder [/b]
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"Hey bro, that was before I got a girl"
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"That memory keeps coming back like herpes" [b]he says with a laugh[/b]
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"Well, be glad none of them had herpes"
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"Actually, 95%~ of the population has herpes"
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"We have insanely good medical teams down there, there's no herpes"
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"Aha"
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"Indeed"
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"How's Cthulu going?"
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"Not bad, him and Jennifer been taking yoga classes"
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"Jennifer?"
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"His wife, a female of his species, cthuluian"
