originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*You shot an innocent bystander, good job.*
*A 10-foot rock falls out of the sky on top of you*
English
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Well, you smashed my shin, so you're not rly innocent... *lifts up boulder, breaks it with Chuck Norris strength*
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*Shoots you with pink kryptonite bullets* *You turn into a weak girl*
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Dafuq? Kryptonite only works on superman. *breaks bullets* *immediately turns back to a man* *Grabs and snaps challenger like a toothpick*
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*Laughs while you snap an innocent bystander in half* "Looser. Can't even get it right." *A meteor falls out of the sky on you, then sucks you into a black hole*
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You can't get the word loser right either, nor the term "innocent"
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*Shrug* Anything to spite my english teacher.
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Whatever *shrugs off meteorite*