*Be 315 Light
*Really need some 320 exotics
*Out of Three of Coins
*Decide to solo Nightfall
*Trudge through annoying ads
*Reach Boss
*.04% Health
*Hopes high
*Only one more bullet
*Error code: Weasel
*...
*Smash Xbox/Playstation
*Wipe hands clean
*Decide to see a movie
*Go to theater
*Speak to lady at counter:
"Hey there, cutie. I'd like a ticket for one adult to see the greatest movie of all time."
*Rejected
*Tickets for Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens sold out
*Walk away in disappointment
*#Worstdayever
*Spot hooded guy in alleyway: "Psst."
*Sells Star Wars tickets for 50 bucks
*Buy and walk away smooth
*Examine ticket
*It's a McDonald's receipt
*Turn around to confront hooded guy
*Gone
*Walk over to nearby trashcan
*About to throw out receipt
*See strange markings on backside
*Upon further inspection: Be a treasure map
*Decide to take a risk
*Spontaneous adventure
*Sell house and belongings
*Buy boat
*Assemble ragtag crew
*Preparations finally ready
*In best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression:
"Avast, ye barnacle lovers! We be a'headed off! The booty, she be a'calling! Agh."
*Begin voyage
*Sail the Caribbean
*Insert pirate-y montage here
*3 years later
*No food or water
*Tensions high
*Mutiny
*Tied up and thrown overboard
*Sinking into the depths
*Swimming with the fishes
*Black out
*...
*Startling awakening on beach
*Notice pod of dolphins swimming off into the distance
*Slow nod
*Turn gaze inland
*Realize on a deserted island
*Day-light waning
*Decide to head into jungle to find refuge
*Stumble across pig-head on a stake
*"Dang Hunters."
*Continue on
*Find eerie cave
*Take shelter
*Build fire
*As flames flicker, notice shadow in corner
*Investigate
*Find human skeleton wearing eye-patch
*"I've got you now, One-Eyed Willy!"
*Kick remains to the side
*Reveal "X" marking on the ground
*Adrenaline pumping
*Claw through the dirt with bare hands
*Hours pass
*Can hardly feel arms anymore
*Bump into something solid
*Use remaining strength to pull
*Treasure chest!
*Wipes sweat from brow
*Slowly cracks open the lid
*Immense light glowing
*Angel chorus
*...
*290 Ghost
[spoiler]NOTE: I did not create this, this is nothing but a copypasta. good day.[/spoiler]
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Great now copypasta is a thing :p
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I like it
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And alp bc of bad internets connection
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Yep, ive seen this one b4 but its still fu[i]c[/i]king hilarious. Nice thinking to put it here! :D