OP's tag line says pants can't be found.
[b]Petition for community to buy OP a new pair of vibrating pants!![/b]
[i]Signed![/i]
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Signed. Just make sure the pants are rubber #TitanMasterRace
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If they're a real thing please throw in matching boxers for.... yeah just do it.
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Is you or your rum in a cold place? I found vibrating long-johns. That work for you?
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It's the best of both worlds!