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12/29/2015 3:23:45 AM
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[b]JT, Diana, Jess, Hunter, Derek, viola, Lopez, minivan, Craig, Justin and young Cthulhu are at the bar on the Avalon[/b]
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[b]Shadow sits down a bit away and orders a bourbon[/b]
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[b]They all continue with their conversation [/b]
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[b]He looks at them and notices Jess[/b]
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[b]She waves at you, before listening to the usual argument between Craig and Lopez [/b]
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[b]He stands up and walks to her[/b]
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Craig: "and that, me friends, is why you don't tease a kangaroo when you visit Australia" JT: "hey shadow" Jess: "sup babe" Diana: "yo" Lopez: "take a seat man"
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[b]He nods in silence as he sits down[/b]
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Lopez: "think that's bad? I ever tell you about the cartel leader and the angry Hawks?"
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[b]He pulls his helmet up enough to free his mouth, the rest remains hidden[/b]
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Craig: "not yet, he try and hunt this big ass bird we talking to?" Lopez: "nah, another bird I was rolling with at the time. Motherfūcker missed the shot, she just swoops down, starts yelling some bird equality shit, and flies off with the damn shotgun!"
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"Feminists in bird form? I don't wanna live anymore" [b]He says with a laugh[/b]
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Lopez: "dude, that's not even the worst. You ever hear the shit a cat feminist yells?"
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"Oh god..."
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Craig: "not yet" Lopez: "NEVER call them either a pussycat or a fat cat. Ever"
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"Why would I talk to a cat....?"
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Minivan: "you're telling me you've never called someone's cat adorable?"
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"I hate cats..."
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Lopez: "amen brother" JT: "unless they're cat/human hybrids"
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"Who is a cat/human hybrid?"
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JT: "my daughters girlfriend"
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"....."
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"What, why is everyone so surprised that I have kids?!"
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Edited by Asharru: 12/29/2015 6:09:34 PM"Because kids -blam!-ing suck" [b]He says fully honest [/b]
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"Hey man, those kids are my pride and joy!" Lopez: "chill guys" JT: "fine"
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"I bet they are but I just really dislike kids"
