I'm the priest. It's simple: do not leave this post without confessing a wrongdoing you have done in your life.
The Ha-Ha Tank forgives you.
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I haven't played destiny for like 5 weeks
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I farted and blamed it on my sister...
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I slept in
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I use to play call of duty, then I realized it was shit.
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I once masturbated 20 times in a single day. Last night I slept with a girl but didn't have sex. I suffered several concussions as a child that potentially changed my entire personality each time, forming who I am today. I once almost spent $800 on a piece of cardboard. I like having my ass slapped, yet I am a straight male. I like it when people run their fingers through my hair or touch my beard/stubble, depending on what I have at the time. I would sooner take up an offer to cuddle than get a blowjob. I have had sex dreams about every female in my year at school, several times each.
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Edited by mccwrc09: 12/30/2015 4:05:53 PMOk i would get banned though
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I STOLE A BALLOON!
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I once stuffed a Condom with lettuce
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I ate ass today. [spoiler]and everyday.[/spoiler]
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I'm a camper. :/
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I told my fiancé we need to save money. And then I bought something.
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Went home early
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I played xbox 1 minute over my given time limit I told myself to play for...
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Edited by Woupsea: 12/29/2015 9:42:05 AMI was at a work site over winter break. There were these missing dog signs all over the neighborhood that we were in. While I was digging up hedges I found the poor dog torn in half, like split in two. I didn't tell the owner, It was pretty grizzly and I think she was better off not knowing
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No regrets
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When I was a kid, and played Guitar Hero on Ps2, I would see Judy Nails slam her guitar on the stage, so I did as well...
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Edited by JayTea: 12/29/2015 8:08:26 AMI didn't thank someone for holding a door
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I was 'that guy' in my last game of doubles. [spoiler]Shotgun + Titan Skating[/spoiler]
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Edited by RUSTY CHAMBERS: 12/29/2015 8:09:51 AM[i][/i]
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I touched my penis. [spoiler]Today, and every day! [/spoiler]
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You're not a very good priest.
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