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12/29/2015 5:49:51 PM
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Craig: "not yet, he try and hunt this big ass bird we talking to?"
Lopez: "nah, another bird I was rolling with at the time. Motherfūcker missed the shot, she just swoops down, starts yelling some bird equality shit, and flies off with the damn shotgun!"
English
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"Feminists in bird form? I don't wanna live anymore" [b]He says with a laugh[/b]
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Lopez: "dude, that's not even the worst. You ever hear the shit a cat feminist yells?"
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"Oh god..."
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Craig: "not yet" Lopez: "NEVER call them either a pussycat or a fat cat. Ever"
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"Why would I talk to a cat....?"
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Minivan: "you're telling me you've never called someone's cat adorable?"
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"I hate cats..."
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Lopez: "amen brother" JT: "unless they're cat/human hybrids"
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"Who is a cat/human hybrid?"
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JT: "my daughters girlfriend"
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"....."
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"What, why is everyone so surprised that I have kids?!"
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Edited by Asharru: 12/29/2015 6:09:34 PM"Because kids -blam!-ing suck" [b]He says fully honest [/b]
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"Hey man, those kids are my pride and joy!" Lopez: "chill guys" JT: "fine"
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"I bet they are but I just really dislike kids"
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JT: "fair enough"
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"Indeed"
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JT: "well, we should get back to work" [b]they all say, getting up, aside from Jess, Craig and justin[/b] Hunter: "you three get the night off"
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"Well maybe we should use that to our advantage" [b]He whispers to Jess after he empties his bottle[/b]
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Jess: "maybe so" [b]she says, resting her hand on your lap under the table [/b]
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[spoiler]I see what's going on here hue[/spoiler] "Perhaps"
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[b]Everyone leaves, and justin goes to his room, and Craig, the bar[/b]
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"All alone" [b]He whispers to himself[/b]
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[b]she sits there with a devious grin on her face[/b]
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[spoiler]thought she left lmao[/spoiler] "I see you're planning something"
