And that's not a problem! Is it overused? Absolutely. But why? [b]BECAUSE IT'S A -blam!-ING BASKET OF FUN.[/b] I don't wear vibrating pants to work because they help me design better, I wear them [b][i]for the THRILLS.[/i][/b] Mida is all the excitement of a new lover without finding out they're crazy two months later and you've already named a cat together. [b]MIDA IS THE CAT. [/b]RETURN THE RING FRODO! [b]YOU [i]MUST.[/i][/b] Mordor keeps a watchful [b]eye[/b] and Mida is the [b][i]overly large sunglasses[/i][/b] that hide the tears you create when you go to work and realize [b][i]Mida isn't real![/i][/b] ....Or is it? A wise man once said to me: [quote]I'll give you so much weird, you won't know how to wipe it off.[/quote] That man was me, and even I could not understand it until using the [b]Mida.[/b] Guess how many uses there are for peanuts? [b]A -blam!-ING LOT.[/b] But peanut butter is the most fun, and that is why I lather up with it daily. [b]MIDA[/b] makes you run fast. I ran track for [i][b]5[/b][/i] years, and I'd have had far less shameful losses if I was toting that scout rifle with me for the 400 yd dash. [spoiler]zoom zoom mother -blam!-er[/spoiler] The band [b][u]Tool[/u][/b] takes their name from the Mida Multi-Tool. [b]I just had to correct that sentence 3 times,[/b] because auto-correct changes [b][i]Mida[/i][/b] to [b][i]kids.[/i][/b] [spoiler]Kids should not use guns or run with scissors [/spoiler] Do you know the square root of [b][i]4,761?[/i][/b] Mida does. It's also a calculator. A [b][i]fast[/i][/b] calculator. You can use it for your math test, go dig a trench, then pick up the tab for bae at a mediocre Italian restaurant. [b][i]All because of Mida.[/i][/b] [quote]Our dearest Mida Exotic be thy scout Your head shots come Body shot fun On Twilight gap, as on all maps Give us this day our daily medal Back in action double down Lord Shaxx screaming to the whole town Believe not what I see Two Downs [b]THEY'VE CAPTURED ZONE B[/b] Lead us with your blue HUD And deliver us from scrubs [/quote] [b][i]-MIDA MULTI-TOOL to itself, 2K15[/i][/b]