As you can probably tell I got cheated on *cough* b*tch *cough* so I need creatives ways to get back at her
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I broke my collar bone being born
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One time every time I looked at my dick it got bigger so I just stared at it and it got 10 ft long. I went to have sex with a girl and she laughed at me because my dick went back to being 1 millimeter long. Turns out I was hullucinating the whole time... Forever virgin
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I watched ISIS blow up bungie
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Break into the guys house she cheated on you with and poke holes in all of his condoms. Then wait 9 months.
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Contact her every month telling her all of your achievements and how your life is so much better now
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Cry me a river, you little baby bitch.
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Living well is the best revenge. Work for that promotion. Eat better and feel healthier. Put more money in your savings account.
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Like the others said, move on. Revenge is for the weak. If you want to get any sort of revenge, make sure your next g/f is an upgrade from your last, not a downgrade. This has a triple effect, 1) you don't have to be petty with revenge, 2) the ex will be jealous, 3) you get a better g/f.
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Don't get upset and move on. It'll make her question if you even liked her in the first place.
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Do this thing called breaking up and moving on with your pathetic little life, you whiny little bitch.
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Or just move on instead of being a little bitch about it.