I'm taking a shit right now.
The poop is coming out really hard, it's having a hard time getting out to the point where it broke in half.
But there was still some "tough shit" up my ass.
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Edited by Phezzick: 12/31/2015 3:22:53 AMTry having your gaul bladder removed. Every poop is a surprise, and the farts are even better. No bial storage means farts bad enough to clear out a house (litterally. Long story, but hilarious).