Step 1: Attempt to be funny! Nothings better than a laugh right!? No because being cringy and unfunny will get you to mister fruit status and that is your goal!
Step 2: Be unoriginal! Screw making good content just go pick up some blue engrams and make a engram opening video! It'll be great, you might even surpass xEnragedCinema!
Step 3: Have a annoying voice! Now this one can be tricky but if you got a voice like MoreConsole's you sir are going places! specifically into a dumpster if people here a voice like that in person!
Step 4: Be a douche! Now this is the most difficult and only the most biggest of egotistical people can accomplish it... BUT don't worry KingGothalion and ProfessorBroman are perfect role models for this!
Step 5: Make click bait! LOOK A NEW HUGE INSANE DLC IN 1 WEEK! Sound familiar well it should, ladies and gentlemen I bring the click bait man of the year WiLLiSGaming!
Step 6: Overuse and abuse the word "INSANE!" Oh yeah you saw this coming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) from an INSANE distance away. Your role model you ask? well simple DPJ!
Step 7: THE ULTIMATE PvP'er! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH! You know who he's the legend he's the pussy destroyer SHE'S MY NERD!
YOU ARE READY GET OUT THERE GUARDIANS AND IN THE FAMOUS WORDS OF "MY NAME IS BYF" AHDUBIBFUDGFUIEFBUYEIFGFOHEFIUHRUYTBHCNNZXMALDPOWEOEIF GUARDIANS! AND GOOD LUCK!
Note:"Srsly these guys are all terrible."
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I wonder if this guy has a life? Nahhhh can't be he's complaining about YouTube on the define forums
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You forgot No 8. Bitch and whine on your youtube videos about everything. If this is you, then BDobbinsFTW is your role model.
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Fruit is king
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Steps are not clear, got weenie stuck in a cow's äss.
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There can be only one! Morningafterkill!
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Alternative : Have bewbs. Use bewbs.
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Step 8: Make a top 5 plays series three times a day!
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Edited by Dooodley: 1/4/2016 9:59:13 AMYou forgot about excessive circle jerking. But I guess you can combine it with #4 since mentioned people are pretty darn good at that too. Replace "insane" with "crazy" and you have Joe Rogan. That dude uses that word every two sentences.
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Yo whats going on gaiis its ya boi deeepeejay here wit another destiny wideo
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You forgot the massive asterix that goes with these steps. *some, or all, of these steps may not apply if you are female and reasonably attractive/have large breasts
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IT'S YA BOI DEEPEEJAY
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Out of all the Destiny YouTube channels that have seen massive growth with clickbait videos and crappy engram videos I have to give Kackishd credit because he does legitimately criticize the game. Which is probably why they never fly him out to their studio lol. DPJ is easily the worst and not even because if his accent. His nut-hugging of Bungie is almost too much sometimes. But it's his meal ticket so I guess you gotta make that YouTube moneh!! Datto is second worst because when he does criticize the game it's always the safest complaints to make sure he stays in Bungies good graces. Also why does he do a Xur video every week? Do people seriously not have the initiative to simply look at the app or log in? There aren't enough items that Xur sells to keep making Xur videos.
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Did you guys see the "pro" destiny montage that guy made? It was done in sarcasm and hilarious. One of his big things was "spins" like...shoot a low level hive...spin around and shoot again...it was hilarious.
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Byf = best
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WWWWHATS GOIN ON YO GIYS ITCHABODY DEEEEEEEEE PEEE JAAAAAAY HERE BWININ YO GUYS ANOWER DAIWY DESTIWWY VIDEO. TODAY WERE DOOOOING..... THE 900th TOP FIVE VIDEO. I PASTED FIVE CLIPS OF AMAZING PEOWPLE AND PUT THEM TO GEFER FOW U GUWYS. MAKE SURE TO LIKEWEEE AND SUCFSWIVE AND SEND MOFE OF YOUR CLIPFS SO I CAW COPFY THEM!!!!
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I'm too old to "get" streaming. Why the f-ck do I want to watch some annoying twat play video games when I can do it myself? If I need help on something, I'll look it up.
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Edited by Zegram1010: 1/2/2016 12:21:08 PMIf I made a youtube thing for destiny i would sit there on my couch, in my undies and tank top, not say a word, just stare blankly at the screen... That is it... EDIT: Maybe eat some Swedish meatballs from ikea slowly... Still not saying a word...
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Am I the only one that thinks Mr.Fruit is cringey is f#®k? Never found him funny/he tries too hard to be funny. That's cool if you like him idc. But I personally don't.
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"If people here a voice" here. Love this post tho
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Edited by DaGroove: 1/3/2016 2:56:42 PMYou forgot having a dubstep intro and outro!
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You forgot to start every video off with either a lighthouse cinematic or some dubstep music. The most original destiny vids ever!
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So you are you are making a post about good Youtubers and streamers making fun of them because you probably have 5 subscribers if you even have a YouTube account
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How can you hate mr. Fruit? You, sir, i hate you.
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Edited by qwej: 1/3/2016 8:15:40 AMINSANE DLC DROPPING IN NEXT FEW WEEKS ALONG WITH ONE GREEN ENGRAM OPEEEENNINNNGGGG WATCH OUT OR YOUR JIMMIES WOULD BE RUSTLED LICK AND SUBSCRIBE FOR HUGE COCK GIVEAWAY HAHA SO -blam!-ING FUNNY AUDHANKDJDHANKDFJS GHARDIANS AND GUD LUCK 2 UUUU AND MY EGO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
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don't forget datto, I'm sure theres something he does that you don't like xD