Step 1: Attempt to be funny! Nothings better than a laugh right!? No because being cringy and unfunny will get you to mister fruit status and that is your goal!
Step 2: Be unoriginal! Screw making good content just go pick up some blue engrams and make a engram opening video! It'll be great, you might even surpass xEnragedCinema!
Step 3: Have a annoying voice! Now this one can be tricky but if you got a voice like MoreConsole's you sir are going places! specifically into a dumpster if people here a voice like that in person!
Step 4: Be a douche! Now this is the most difficult and only the most biggest of egotistical people can accomplish it... BUT don't worry KingGothalion and ProfessorBroman are perfect role models for this!
Step 5: Make click bait! LOOK A NEW HUGE INSANE DLC IN 1 WEEK! Sound familiar well it should, ladies and gentlemen I bring the click bait man of the year WiLLiSGaming!
Step 6: Overuse and abuse the word "INSANE!" Oh yeah you saw this coming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) from an INSANE distance away. Your role model you ask? well simple DPJ!
Step 7: THE ULTIMATE PvP'er! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH! You know who he's the legend he's the pussy destroyer SHE'S MY NERD!
YOU ARE READY GET OUT THERE GUARDIANS AND IN THE FAMOUS WORDS OF "MY NAME IS BYF" AHDUBIBFUDGFUIEFBUYEIFGFOHEFIUHRUYTBHCNNZXMALDPOWEOEIF GUARDIANS! AND GOOD LUCK!(Ya desticle)
Note:"Srsly these guys are all terrible."
Offtopic note: "My neighbours backyard is on fire... good thing the fire men showed up or his house woulda got rekt, like urdnot rekt!"
Also I posted this here and in #Density because I thought you guys might get a good laugh out of this before pegboi deej and his swarm of desticles take it down
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Edited by Reggie_Wok: 1/2/2016 1:34:34 PM[b] [/b]