Legend: bas No u

"This guardian, never wore raid gear in the cruicble."

Nerf-Roaches, Part 1-3 Part 1: [spoiler]Shortly after the Collapse and the Guardians were created, the Crucible was formed to test a Guardian's abilities besides out in the field. During the process of making the Crucible arenas, workers found small cockroaches all around certain sites. However, these cockroaches felt off, looked off, and gave a menacing presence. Warlocks and scientists alike took part in studying them, but found nothing negative about them in the beginning. One day, a few months after the Crucible arenas opened, a Hunter while using his Arc Blade felt weakened after slicing up two targets. He couldn't explain why he felt so. He was checked out in the infirmary by doctors, but all they could find was one of the new roaches hanging off his cloak. Not even one, but a few. They were deemed harmless though, and were taken to labs for studies. When the Hunter reached full strength again, he tested out his Arc Blade in the arena again but something happened. His vision got blurry, and missed several swipes on an enemy Titan. When his vision cleared, he was being revived by his Ghost. This had never happened before, but he dismissed it initially. However, it began getting worse. His Blink was worsening, he was missing swipes that would normally hit, and even his weapons began to suffer defects. He had to constantly clean his gun after leaving the Crucible, trying to remove the roaches. Something was wrong.[/spoiler] Part 2: [spoiler]It wasn't just one Hunter though. Many Hunters began suffering from the same problems. Warlocks began feeling certain problems as well, but not with their Supers directly. Their Scorch only felt strong while coated in their own flames, and their grenades got weaker. Many Crucible contenders to believe foul play was involved somehow. However, everyone's weapons that they used were suffering from the roaches too. The weapons in question were Auto rifles and Fusion Rifles. These roaches were being studied more than ever, being found in the Iron Banner and Trials of Osiris as Year 2 comes closer and closer. These roaches seemed attracted to Hunters for the first year, but soon, when Sunbreaker Titans arrived after the fall of Thorn -in which the nerf roaches began infesting it along with all HandCannons soon suffering Thorn's fate-, they began suffering their fate at the hands of the roaches. They would sometimes be revived with them on them, Ghosts being unable to cleanse them. Shotguns were also affected, having their ranges reduced and their damage, as Guardians were now calling it, "nerfed". What is happening to the Guardians?[/spoiler] Part 3: [spoiler]Guardians are being infected all over, not just in the Crucible, Iron Banner, and Trials. Scouting parties that dealt with the House of Wolves per Petra Venji and Variks the Loyal's orders reported that their Supers kept getting weaker, there weapons becoming worse. Where only one Guardian managed to bring Skolas to his knees by herself, it took three to finish him in the Prison of Elders, with all three nearly losing their lives just getting to him. During the Darkblade escapade, two BladeDancers and a Sunbreaker went missing, forcing Cayde to send a backup party. The backup party was successful in killing Ala-Khul, but were only able to bring back the roach-infested Ghosts of their dead comrades. the roaches however, were dad alongside the Ghosts. It is finally believed that these roaches are now harmful parasites that will only affect living Guardians. Even the roaches in the weapons the deceased Guardians were dead, but it is believed that they were using the weapon as a home while eating away at the Guardians' light. Despite this, they were heavily infecting PvP arenas more than any place, presumably because that was where Guardians used their Light the most. As the era of The Last Word and 1000-Yard Stare entered the Crucible, everyone became paranoid that these weapons would become infested too. The paranoia grew as the MIDA Multi-Tool rose in arenas as well. As the paranoia grew worse and worse, and studies unable to slow down the infections and infestations. people are wondering why these "nerf-roaches" exist, and why they continue to torture the Guardians. Are they a form of the Darkness? No one knows, but these sinister insects are becoming worse and worse as Year 3 rolls around. I am beginning to wonder if these bugs will ever leave...[/spoiler]

Legend coyote "Stupid phalanx"

Legend: The Legionnaire He had died as he had lived; alone. He had devoted all of his life as a guardian trying to understand the motives and the power of the ancient race called the Vex. They perplexed him in so many ways, made him ask so many questions, and never had he received an answer. He had samples of the Vex. Working heads of Goblins, that for every minute he was with them, their sleepless red eye would track him as he paced back and forth. They told him unimaginable things, horrible things about the universe that were better left known to none. He could feel them when he was far far away from any living thing. They had become part of him... He idolized Kabr's work and ventured into the vault, finding his armor and taking hold of the mighty Aiegis soothed him. It was as if he were at home. The Vex did not attack, nor did they pursue him as he explored the ancient Vex complex. They studied him... They were as interested in him as he was in them. It was almost.. Beautiful. He entered a portal, and fearing this would be the end, told his ghost to relay what he had learned from the Vex to the Vanguard. As he entered, he was torn into millions of dimensions, bits and pieces of his memory were scattered across space and time, and left his body lifeless as they did so. He died in the vault, trying to understand the Vex... But how can one understand something that even itself doesn't understand?

"Oh snap, its a dude! A dude with diddily feet!" "Not anymore he isn't"

"Always puts Hunters in their place."

"Another jumping puzzle. Don't worry, I'm sure I can get it this time ...." Even ghosts have a limit to how many times they will rez a guardian before they find a new one

"Stupid Eris Morn. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid." "Go get "the Seed of Crota" she said" "It's powerful and we need it" she said. Have you ever seen what they do to get the seed of a breeding stallion? ....a 30 foot rage-monster with a sword???? "Get the Seed of Crota" she said. "stupid Eris Morn"

Here I lay the comic relief of many fire teams, And after all the darkness was dealt with, Know that "Jazz hands are OP"

"Rosebud"

My name is Bradlimus Destinus Meridius, Commander of the guardians of the North, General of the iron banner Legions, loyal servant to the true light Oryx, Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered daughtera. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, once I free myself from vex.

Great job. Interesting fragment

Mine will just say: "Activision can go -blam!- themselves to death" And that's it

The guardian who spent for ever trying to do raid more than twice and to do trials of Osiris more than once flawless

Legend of Distrbing: My guardian was a very strange one. As a warlock, I expected him to be a scholar, or at least interested in knowledge. Instead, he was like your average titan. He prided himself im forcepalming enemies in the dick. One day, he went to far. When facing the Hive in the Hellmouth, Distrbing did the one thing he took pride in. He proceeded to punch over nine thousand hive in the crotch. Eventually, he fell. I saw a smile on his face, as his last lightning strikes illuminated the darkness. I had to take safety, and I float here currently, my last drops of light fading. To find me, a guardian will have to do the most absolutely stupid hardcore parkour ever. No regrets.