Ghost Fragment: Memes
"Mom...get the camera!" I hear a very faint voice screech.
My Guardian has seemed to disappear, and it's very dark.
All of a sudden, a very bright light surrounds me.
Everywhere I look, I see some sort of odd collaboration of strange rituals.
"Memes", I heard my Guardian say once.
I hear and see memes everywhere, knowing one does not simply understand what is happening.
Gah! What did I just say? What...who...
Freddy -blam!-boy: "Inhale my dong enragement child."
Wh...
"DEVOUR MY HOT BIRD ASS FREDDY." I say without realizing it.
Freddy: "kek."
He flys away, and a donkey explains what happened.
Donkey: "This is the memeverse, where your guardian was last seen. You will join him and embrace the dank."
"I...yes...I will embrace the meme, and know all."
My brain is pulsating inside me, and I can't seem to control my actions or my body.
Eventually the donkey leads me to some sort of swamp. He pushes me down into the swamp, deeper and farther down I go, surrounded by memes. Eventu( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ally my m[[b]MEME[/b]]ind starts to feel like it's fading away...
I feel like saying wow, and winking. Like a man named Eddy Wally.
Yes.
The knowledge of these dank memes are absorbed into my [[i]spaghetti[/i]] brain.
I understand.
Before I used to fight against the dar[[u]illuminati[/u]]kness, but now I know I need not fear.
The last remains of my [[b][i]PINGAS[/i][/b]] old mind dete[ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ]riorates, and a new consciousness emerges.
I am fr[[b][i][u]MLG[/u][/i][/b]]ee.
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