Just click the link and be ready to cringe.
http://bungiestore.com/collections/featured/products/d-is-for-destiny-an-early-adventure-book
EDIT: I guess the parents in this community actually like this. No big deal. Go forth and teach our young the ways of microtransactions and overpriced dlc...
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Edited by Hot Servitors In Your Area: 1/6/2016 4:29:04 PMA is for [b]A CELL. FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS.[/b] B is for broken physics. C is for CAPTURE THE FIRST ZONE, DANG IT. D is for DON'T RUSH B. E is for Eliksni. F is for FINGERTIPS!!! ON THE SURFACE OF MY MIND!!! G is for Grounded modifier is annoying. H is for Hard Mode Oryx. I is for IT'S IN THE WALLS J is for Jerry shooting you through a wall. Dang it, Jerry. K is for Killed by the Architects. L is for lag. Lots of lag. M is for Moon. After all, that Wizard came from the moon! N is for no dedicated servers. O is for OP P is for please stop nerfing everything Q is for quickscoping. R is for Rahool S is for Shaxx T is for [b]THE ARCHON PRIEST IS STILL INSIDE[/b] U is for Undying Mind as the Nightfall. V is for Variks W is for WE'VE WOKEN THE HIVE X is for Xylar. Y is for yes, Rahool is still evil Z is for Zhalo Supercell.
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So that's where the writers for the destiny story went
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Not really sure what im cringing at. What's the issue? How's this any different from Star Wars kids books or action figures?
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Its not aweful but it's not great either.
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Quite overpriced, but it's cute.
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Edited by that1german: 1/7/2016 7:50:06 AMI'm more concerned about the $30 plush toy ghost
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Omg I'm buying it for my kids
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It's a book, get the -blam!- over it, what ppl buy their kids is not your problem.
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Edited by A Stupid Person: 1/7/2016 5:47:21 AMSo that's where the story is... And the Titan... Wtf
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No.. that can't be real..
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Edited by BostonBakedDeath: 1/7/2016 2:44:20 AMA is for [b][i]A CELL FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS[/i][/b] B is for Bromnigul (SILENCE HER SCREAMS!) C is for Cut Content D is for Dinklebot (Rest in pieces) E is for Exclusives, ripping apart the community F is for Fat Titans G is for Geek Warlocks H is for Huntards I is for IT'S IN THE WAAALLS J is for Jalaal, the emo coward K is for King Gothalion, roasting Bungie L is for la-- -a- ---g- M is for Microtransactions N is for nudging me ofF THE MAP NO I WAS IN FIRST NOOO-- O is for Obsolete Gear P is for Pronunciation (Gyallarhorn? Gallerhorn?) Q is for Quodron pre-nerf R is for "Rich, cinematic storytelling" S is for Shot Package (RIP) T is for Timegated Exotics U is for Underpowered (Lookin at you, Sunbreakers and Bladedancers!) V is for Vague Characters W is for Whiners, and everything they've ruined X is for Xür, and his unlimited stash of sadness Y is for y am I still playing this Z is for zero Twilight Garrisons :'(
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That's actually... Really adorable. Ten years down the road, I can teach my squirming larvae about how "H is for Huntard. Shhhh, quieter, they're sensitive" and "N is for nerf... Nerf what? Nerf EVERYTHING!" and "P is for paywall".
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Ow. My brain.
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My son brings those books home from school. He used to bring home biographies about WWE super stars. I told him one day to get something less violent. He brought home B is for battle a book about the civil war. I thought to my self "that's the most violent thing in American history." His name is Lincoln so he was pleased to hear Abraham Lincoln had a big part of it, and was on "the good side." When we got to the part about slaves I told him that people used to own other people and treated them very badly. They didn't get paid and and had to do what ever the owner said or they would get beaten. He looked up at me and said " oh like you and me. " I told him to look for a John Cena book next time.
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That's pretty cool.
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Bump for all of the people who thought destiny didn't have a story ;)
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Bet they cut it out of the box the vanilla came in
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C is for cut content
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I want a cuddly ghost :)
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You must not have kids. I didn't cringe. I threw money at the screen.
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Ah, so this is how I'll start my little prodigy...
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I'm getting that for my son. Thanks for the heads up
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Sweet. Now if they'd package up the Grimoire is be all over it.
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my niece will love it.... ohh and those ghost plushies thanks for the heads up
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Lol. Indoctrination! If you allow yourself to get past the "what the heck are they up to" part, the art within is kind of cute. I kind of like the wooden sparrow if you scroll down. (I'm a nerd)
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C is for Cash...your cash...which Bungie wants