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1/6/2016 3:12:25 AM
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I sexually Identify as a Decepticon
I sexually Identify as a Decepticon. Ever since I was a Autobot I dreamed of transforming into purple vehicles, flying over cities dropping bombs on disgusting humans. People say to me that a person being a Decepticon is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a mechanic install a Decepticon insignia , 30 mm cannons and wings on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Megatron 2" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a deceptiphobe and need to check your robot privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Be an Optimist Prime. Not a negatron
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6 RepliesFALSE MY SCANNERS SAY YOU IDENTIFY AS A COMMUNIST
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1 ReplyWhy do people post crap like this?
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1 ReplyAutobots, it's time to roll out, AND DANCE!
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I... Cyclonus or skywarp? You said purple plane, that's all I could remember right now.
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Ayyy me to!!!
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I'm an autobot. [spoiler]Wanna hook up?[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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That's pretty neat
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Muted.
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2 RepliesWhen is going to be legal to marry a toaster?
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I sexually identify as a Ford f-150
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3 Replies
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[quote]respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly.[/quote]
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My robot privelige is sending your spark to primus and your lifeless shell back to the pits of kaon! Autobots will prevail!
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Autobots roll out lets kick his ass
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1 ReplyOP IS A DIRTY [b]SYNTH![/b] Destroy this filthy SYNTH! FLESH IS FLESH. MACHINE IS MACHINE. YOU WEREN'T BORN FROM THE WOMB OF A LOVING MOTHER. YOU WERE CREATED IN A COLD DARK LAB. A SYNTH is an abortion of science. Its the very essence of what's evil in man! Science was humanity's downfall before, and these SYNTH'S will be our second. We will destroy these abominations of machine, and make our own decisions! AD VICTORIAM
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You have my full respect and support. :)
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2 RepliesWhy are you not being a helicopter?
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Kewl lmao
