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1/6/2016 3:12:25 AM
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I sexually Identify as a Decepticon

I sexually Identify as a Decepticon. Ever since I was a Autobot I dreamed of transforming into purple vehicles, flying over cities dropping bombs on disgusting humans. People say to me that a person being a Decepticon is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a mechanic install a Decepticon insignia , 30 mm cannons and wings on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Megatron 2" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a deceptiphobe and need to check your robot privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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  • OP IS A DIRTY [b]SYNTH![/b] Destroy this filthy SYNTH! FLESH IS FLESH. MACHINE IS MACHINE. YOU WEREN'T BORN FROM THE WOMB OF A LOVING MOTHER. YOU WERE CREATED IN A COLD DARK LAB. A SYNTH is an abortion of science. Its the very essence of what's evil in man! Science was humanity's downfall before, and these SYNTH'S will be our second. We will destroy these abominations of machine, and make our own decisions! AD VICTORIAM

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