Welcome to my pizzeria
We have a lot of flavours of pizza and a shed load of toppings, I always have time to bake pizzas so place your order.
[i]flavours & toppings[/i]
[spoiler]pepperoni
Margareta
More cheese
Weed
Lenny
Corpse kebab
A bit of Bacon
Some bits of Bacon
A standard amount of Bacon
A lot of Bacon
Bacon on epic meal time proportions (with jack Daniels)
Metal
Mushroom (standard)
Mushroom (magic)
Mushroom (legitimately magic)
Steel beam (with jet fuel)
KFC (insert edgy race joke)
Beef
Pork
Vegetable (*gags*)
Forrest beast
Plain
Arsenic
C4
Electricity
Pizza (pizzaseption (DUUUUN... DUUUUN...))
Roman (just without cheese)
Peppers
Salt (fresh from #destiny)
Horse ( from tesco)
Shitty frozen pizza cooked in a microwave (microwave it)
Spaghetti
Meat balls
Chicken
Burger
Calzone
Deathclaw
Ewok jerky
Dank doritos
Snozcobbler
Booty
Bantha meat
Synth (could have been from grown tissue or taken from an actual synth
Bork!
Fresh game furry chunks
Spicy pepers
Fire
Earth
Water
And Air (don't know how we did it but we did, and I did reference last air bender )
Or you can make your own [/spoiler]
[i]Dressings[/i]
[spoiler]olive oil
Barbecue sauce
Tomato sauce
Blood
Petrol
Branded brandy
Jet fuel (perfect with steel beams)
Salty scrub tears (scrubs around 12-9 years old)
Mermaid tears
Leprechaun gizz
Mountain dew[/spoiler]
[b][u]Announcements.[/u][/b]
We now have calzones
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3 large corpse kebab pizzas with human blood please.
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Pepperoni pizza with bacon and chicken, give me five packets of ranch dressing, son!
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I'll have a C4 pizza with blood and jet fuel
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I will have a Lennyzone with mountain DEEWWW
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I'll take a large barbecue chicken, please. [b][i]And I swear, if you put those little annoying -blam!-ing red onions on there, I will eat you.[/i][/b]
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I'll take a large arsenic and blood.
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Synth flavored with scrub tears
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Edited by Chillton: 1/8/2016 2:04:34 PM[b][i]ARE YOU -blam!-ING KIDDING ME LEGO YOU DON'T HAVE BARBECUE SAUCE NOW I CAN'T MAKE MY FAVORITE BARBECUE CHICKEN PIZZA[/i][/b]
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Edited by KARTTO_: 1/8/2016 3:50:55 PMI don't see booty as a topping. Edit: booty is now a topping. Six stars.
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Can I have a corpse kebab? Also put some salty scrub tears on the side please.
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Edited by Ghost-Skgijoe: 1/8/2016 2:19:38 PMI will take a blood and jet fuel covered fire, earth, water, air, c4, and electricity. Extra large please
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Can I get a large pepperoni pizza?
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A lot of bacon with blood please...
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I don't see "Bowtie" on here.
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Can I have a calzone with gen 1 synth, salt, jetfuel, and mushroomsx50.
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Expected a actual Lego pizzeria I'm disappoint *Leaves*
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Was expecting a Lego pizza shop. Was disappointed.
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I'll take one that is naked, delivered to my house where I will answer the door naked!
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[quote]Synth[/quote]
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Can I eat you <3 [spoiler]if you know what I'm sayin'..[/spoiler]
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Edited by shadow_SK571: 1/7/2016 8:17:05 PMCan I have 5 large pepperoni pizzas
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When I was a kid, I always wanted to have my own pizza shop.
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Kebab of kebab plox двлыьыьыьыбыббсжсд
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I'll go pepperoni, with the blood of my enemies please.
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Do you serve raw deer Pizza??
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A pizza with weed, dank Doritos and deathclaw topped off with petrol and jet fuel