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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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1 ReplyEveryone thinks I'm 2 years older then I am and I trip over my words while talking every 2.1 sentences Other than that I have trouble with focus and people think I'm staring sometimes when I'm in drugged as heck out of it mode
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1 ReplyWhen you see someone 100 meters up the sidewalk and when you pass them and there's that awkward squinty face with the weakest "hi" you ever heard
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>Taking a dump in a stall at school >Classmate walks into bathroom >Runs into stall door "for fun" >Stall door flies open >Stare into each other's souls >Classmate closes door and walks out
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101 RepliesWhy am I tagged...
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5 RepliesI asked someone out and they said no It doesn't get worse than this...
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Edited by Stiks: 2/10/2016 2:42:52 AMI replied to azula post and was awkward...
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>Car Line after school >Sees car >Gets about to get in > "Ah... That's my car" >Is almost all red
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3 RepliesAccidentally calling a girl, "Sir" or calling a guy, "ma'am", when I'm at work.
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2 Replies>Waiting after school to get picked up >Thinking about class >Mother's car pulls up >Go to get in >Pull on handle >Locked >Pull on handle again >Still locked >Look inside >NOT my mother's car >Woman looking at me trying not to laugh >Awkward as hell
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I peed on a mans foot once at Disneyland. He had sandals on. Hey I was like 3 and they closed off all of the bathrooms for the firework show. And I missed the cup!
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When your stomach sounds like a whale, and it's as loud as possible, in the middle of a silent class.
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I was walking out of a doctors appointment and no one was around me, I got to the sidewalk and this lady in a car pulled up right next to me stopped and waved, so I thought she was waving to me so I crouched down in her window and was all confused like "you talking to me?" Her face was like wtf are you doing.
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Walked 2 block with half a dick out ..thank god I live in a city sht wouldn't fly in small town
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Of course this thread has 200+ replies.
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People who are walking on the wrong side of a path and when you try to go right and for some -blam!-ing reason they go right and then you go left but OH LOOKY HERE THIS MOTHER -blam!-ER SWAPPED TOO! So then you just kinda stay left and they stay on the wrong side.[spoiler]this happens to me at least once a day on the way to classes[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by SolidusNat: 2/1/2016 3:31:10 AMWhen they call me a grill and I get happy over it [spoiler]I never really expect it in public tbh[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSome woman squeezed my ass as see ran passed me idk why if it was to get me to move or not but it was pretty akward for me
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Walking in on people having sex in the school bathroom. I also got a bloody tampon thrown at my face on the bus.
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Edited by Myrmidon Queenn: 2/1/2016 5:19:24 PMWhen I walk I tend to swing my arms back and forth When walking in the Mall, I accidently hit a guys butt. He thought I slapped it... gave me the creepiest look ever and sped up.
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2 RepliesOffered my right hand to shake, other guy's right hand was full, so he offered his left and we pretty much just held hands. Whoops.
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3 RepliesStinky fart then someone walks up to u to have a conversation ..your thinking in your mind ....omg I hope they don't smell that
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Edited by ASyrianRefugee: 1/11/2016 4:16:34 AM>High on xanax >Scratch that REALLY high on Xanax >Friend drives me to party store >Friend moved his car while I was inside >Another car similar to his pulled up and parked in that space >I walked out and got into that car and closed the door >Two guys were in that car that i didnt know >lol freaked those guys out >Said sorry and got out
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1 Reply[quote]Awkward Moments with Strangers[/quote] All of them.
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1 ReplyLol Solaris
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8 Replies*be me *9 years old *friend and me playing tag *hes it. *I run into the ladies room thinking it was the mens room *As soon as I realise I made an oops *lady picks me up and literally throws me out *depressed for the rest of the day
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1 ReplyWas out to rent some movies and I was like 7 years old. I was with my mom and I thought she was still with me but she left to a different section of the movie store we were in. So I look up and I see someone who I thought was my mom buying a rated R horror movie and I said "What the heck mom why are you buying that." And the women turned around and she was like 90 and she just starred at me. So I just got out of the situation and ran.
