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Edited by Azula:
7/4/2016 1:45:58 AM
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Awkward moments with strangers?
Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Sometimes I make eye contact with people for a really long time, I feel like I'm starring through them. They always walk away really fast.
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8 RepliesEdited by FireFaux487: 1/30/2016 3:22:32 AMLiterally any time I hit on Princess Anomaly.
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1 ReplyThere are 6 of your threads under this one for me
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Some dude tried to break the bro code in the bathroom
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That moment when you got a boner in class and you gotta stand up for something
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29 RepliesAnd who's alt are you...
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9 RepliesThat akward moment when your hard on accidentally pokes her back.
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They moment when two people are trying to cross around each other for like 10 minutes and then you bump into them
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1 ReplyImagine me waiting on a sidewalk about to cross the street and the guy next to me covers his mouth with his hands and starts to puke but it was red and chunky so it looked like he was literally puking his guts up then he stopped throwing up and passed out. Not even ten seconds latter the light said walk and everyone walked away like nothing happened.
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1 Reply>Be me >In 6th grade >Thought I liked some grill >Changing classes in hallway >Have Billy in front of me and grill behind me >Billy is doing huge arm swings >All I care about is getting to class >Late=Death, so I speed up >Looking ahead, don't notice billy >Slam balls into Billy's hand I double over in pain, and yell the secret word in front of grill [spoiler]First letter of sentence[/spoiler]
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2 Replies>When i talked with this girl and she came
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Edited by Ogma: Destroyer of Worlds: 2/23/2016 10:51:10 AMHeard some oral fun in a bathroom stall at a rest stop once. No one else was in there. I really had to go, they didn't stop. I peed and left.
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7 RepliesI walked into a bathroom to find a 4-way sex going on
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Well not awkward but peeked my curiosity. So I got late to Spanish class and was locked out. Some girl asked me why don't I go in? I laughed and said "Because it's locked." I believe she smiled and knocked. That's when the teacher came opened the door and she left. The teacher asked me who she was and I told her I don't know. The girl later came in skipping I believe. Haven't seen her since but I'm curious now that's it's in my mind
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I was at a NASA base and I turned really suddenly and hit butts with this girl. We both got knocked down. The worst part is[spoiler]she's Muslim[/spoiler]
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At school we he a field trip to an aquatic center for swimming and we turned all the shower heads and started smacking our legs like we were jacking off and we didn't realize there was an old man naked walked in and we were laughing and he thought we were laughing at him and he yelled what's so funny and we got an Afterschool detention which was bs
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41 Replies1. i was on vacay in germany last summer and so we went to this public pool with my sisters and niblings. since the kids couldn't take the slide alone, i had to come with them and make sure they didn't drown. anyways, as i am on top of the slide trying to slide down with my niece, this stranger comes right behind me and places his hands on my waist. i can't fuсking do anything because i'm holding my niece and can't let go of her, and so we 3 sled down the slide like a happy family. also he was probably 4 years younger than me.. and with his terrible english, he tried to convince me that i in no way look like i'm 19. he decided i was 16, and so i spent all day avoiding him. fun times, fun times. 2. this was also last summer. i was gonna take a plane home, and there was a line to the check-in. as i was getting closer to the check in, there was a one-step stair in front of me that i didn't notice and so i tripped awkwardly and grabbed the first thing i saw... an old lady's arm. poor woman.. i almost dragged her down with me.
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2 RepliesSo, was done showering at this small complex in a hotel resort. (I was 12 then?) I notice some weird sounds before I get out, and when I get out, there's this fully naked old ass dude with a F[b]U[/b]CKING BONER and he just looks at me. I was truly scarred and I couldn't smile for a few weeks. I almost cried and/or died.
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2 RepliesBeing a CNA and a resident is at the end. Then all the family you have never seen before are all around, all emotional, is taking up all the space. You need to go into the room and kick them out to do your job. When the resident dies you need to go into the room and clean the body for the funeral home to pick up. It's all super awkward.
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5 Replies>camping with friends >goes to the outhouse >opens stall, female friend inside >several moments of awkward staring >walks 5 miles to next out house
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4 RepliesIt wasn't with a stranger but... I was at a party with my girlfriend in high school and we were making out and... Our teeth touched.... We kinda stopped mid kissing but we both kinda laughed it off... Jeeeezuuus Christ that was an awkward night
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2 RepliesMy mom is a religious person and she brings me to church every Sunday. I woke up that morning feeling sick as -blam!- and I asked if I could stay home. My mom being the overly religious person, gets all angry at me for lying and wanting to get out of church and God or some shit like that. I go to church and I'm just feeling like I could die and my mom, who also to faced and wants to look good in front of everyone is just saying, oh it's going to be ok, offer it up to God or some bat shite crazy stuff like that. And this church is probably filled with about 500 people. I get up while everyone else is sitting down and started sprinting for the washroom and was throwing up on all these strangers shoes. 500 people watching me puking and running like a tard.
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19 RepliesHeld a door for an old man yesterday and he said thanks and tickled my stomach. Didn't know what to say. I guess that's what I get for trying to be a decent person.
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2 RepliesWent to a school dressed as a grape saying, "Come here kiddies!" It was weird after the fact.
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1 ReplyYou accidentally walk into a person's way, [spoiler]heart.mp4 is overheating[/spoiler] The stranger slides to the left, you also slide to the right you both slide to the same side. [spoiler]m8 are you fookang kidding me,[/spoiler] You and the stranger slide to the other slide. [spoiler]sweat starts coming.[/spoiler] [spoiler]cumming*[/spoiler] You then walk off.
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1 ReplyEdited by Nano DreamzZ: 2/17/2016 10:37:06 PMLet's be honest this must have happened to at least a few of you: when you start talking to someone but soon realise they are looking past you and talking to someone else or they have an ear piece in xD
