Held a door for an old man yesterday and he said thanks and tickled my stomach. Didn't know what to say. I guess that's what I get for trying to be a decent person.
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Old people sort of have the authorization to do weird shit because they are old and don't really care what they do and like to mess with us
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I could agree. Old people don't give a shot anymore lol. They deserve not to give a shit [spoiler]most of them anyway. [/spoiler]
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Are you male or female that's the question
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Ima guy. Made it weirder.
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I'm not so sure about that.
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If I was a girl and he did it is still find it weird but at least you could put it off and call him a pervert.
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So this older dude grabbed my dick once through my jeans. Not perverted cause we're both guys?
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Dafuq. Ok yes that's still perverted.
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Edited by Just Dawggy Dawg: 1/28/2016 12:57:15 AMYeah I was hanging wit him in the basement cuz he was smoking some cigars and I was hoping he had weed. Next thing I know he's like "so what you want a blowjob" and touched me :O. Imm justt like "uhh nooo shit." Then I walked out of dat bitch.
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Haha wow.
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Oddly enough when I started to bail I got like a headrush and almost passed out.
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Eh I guess so.
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Lmao thats jacked up
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Lmao.
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Going to be me when I'm old. Do it with a strait face.
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*weeps*
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What the actual -blam!-
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That was pretty much my reaction.