I sexually Identify as a Decepticon. Ever since I was a Autobot I dreamed of transforming into purple vehicles, flying over cities dropping bombs on disgusting humans. People say to me that a person being a Decepticon is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a mechanic install a Decepticon insignia , 30 mm cannons and wings on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Megatron 2" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a deceptiphobe and need to check your robot privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.